Oooh! That's intriguing!

Well, since contrarian is your jam...
I drink and smoke and look 10 years younger than my age which 39. It's just my genes. My favorite joke when people ask me my "secret" is to say, "Coffee instead of water and a pack of smokes a day." It's not really funny, but it's true.
I do use sunscreen everyday, but I live in…

I'd just like to figure out how to look my age. I'm 32, but people routinely think I'm in my 20s. Three years ago, a 15-year-old boy asked me if I was 16 'yet'.

Hey, did you know that it's possible to be critical of Putin/the Russian government/the IOC without falling back onto tired and frankly offensive stereotypes of those wacky Russians with their dashcams and toilets that don't flush? Putin and his billionaire cronies are not representative of the average Russian, and as…

Bowe says straining your facial muscles while doing exercise can have the same affect.

If I see a single post on this site about the clusterfuck that is Russia after the games, I will be very surprised. It has been, is, and will continue to be an underdeveloped country with corruption and poverty galore. That doesn't go away with the international attention.

You said boning..

Oh, I'm not offended at all! I could care less about who this that girl is. I'm just treating you the same asshole way you're treating me.

Amazing how you spent just as much time doing that instead of finding an actual link to a bio.

How did you do that??

Amazing. How did you do this? I must know.

how have I never seen this? it is perfect.

Yeah, no worries. I might should've prefaced my Dunham comment with "off topic" too but honestly am not sure it would've made any difference. Sigh.

Oh - sorry. Was just being funny. (Or not?!) See, I commented on this same photo. One simple line, saying that Ms. Dunham looks beautiful in the photo above.

This guy too.

Nope. 3rd from the left.

Mmmmkay Mr. Teal-shirt-third-from-the-left.

He's posting on Deadspin.

Can anyone explain to me what the hell the bottom right guy in the Sochi toilet rules graphic is doing?

"Fuckin' noobs. If you really wanna burn Shaun White, all you gotta do is rise."