I love every single one of you. And now I want to watch Mallrats.

Dude, FUCK revolving doors.

Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator.

Really? The fact that Barneys serves high end clientele does not take away from the fact that this photo shoot is incredibly progressive and inclusive of a group of people who are constantly marginalized and the target of prejudice and assault.

As for the "normal" human smell, I do remember reading that Napoleon (yes, THAT Napoleon) sent a missive to Josephine warning her of a visit from him in about 3 days and that she should not wash so he could get the (ahem) maximum of enjoyment from it.

A) she is stunning

Actually I probably will use one of the alternatives that have been mentioned here. But that's besides the point.

You gave me this once, now I'm giving it back.

love you. <3

I am a guy and I do trim. I mean it makes easier to clean and has a tendency to reduce the possible smells (which, let me admit, is no more pleasant than you women). I would never demand that a woman shaves or trims or anything. You grow your garden the way you like it. ;)

Same reason almost everyone buys almost any mainstream successful product. Same reason I pay for internet access with money that could literally save lives. I ultimately care about my own petty entertainment than the wellbeing of the exploited majority of humanity.

Tastes like Palestinian tears, if you're into that sort of thing.

I trim too but all bare is too odd and I get crazy ingrown hairs. clean can have hair too, deal with it!

Yeah, it's just not flattering at all. I have a similar problem. Like Ms. Alba I'm mixed race. Certain lipsticks instantly turn me sallow. It would appear we have much the same coloring because I can't wear this color either, or any sort of lilac for that matter.

She had a gorgeous, tonally perfect voice (before the days of Autotune), she was beautiful and a great dancer, as a public persona she was incredibly poised for her age, and she was just on the cusp of coming into her own, musically, when she died. It was tragic because she was so young and beautiful women who die…

Kim, you do not need anyone to walk you down the aisle. This is your third time, you know the way.

Your grandma is the woooorst. Armed robbery? Fuck.

Thanks for making me laugh. It is always a good time for Jean Ralphio.

"My regret is that you have no idea how happy I am with my life, and there are aspects of my life that you don't share."

You think, having slept with 10,000 women (a dubious claim), he would be able to understand what his daughter might find attractive in them.