Which brings me to my favorite vegan joke:

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Tell me....what's a crust punk?

A friend of mine recently told me he knew her brother, or half brother or something, and he's a crust punk. I remarked that that was the edgiest thing about her.

Plus he works in advertising; so he's literally a professional liar for a living.

In the end I think it's fine for everyone to have their favorite things on thanksgiving. Just don't spoil everyone else's day if something accidentally gets overlooked, or if people didn't read your mind, etc. Or as you said, bring it yourself.

Someone should film a year of their friendship. I would watch that shit so hard.

You might have missed that "getting into computers" boat by two decades or so. That's kind of cute, from your grands. But I see why you are annoyed. Mr. Bytherecordmachine's mom scans the papers for articles about the failing music industry and emails them to us BOTH. It's exhausting. Before we moved, we were spending…

It's all food, hater. If its not your holiday fine - keep it moving... I wouldn't go out of my way to insult the food that your culture uses to celebrate.

I hosted one of these 2 weeks ago and it was awesome. It's less work for everyone since no one is stuck with a million things and for people who are not looking forward to their family T-day they feel like they aren't missing out/having the holiday ruined. It's a nice compromise. And it's nice for me and my husband…

Thank god for Friendsgiving. I'm with my family today and it's awful. My Friendsgiving is Saturday. And while my family lacks culinary skills, we have 4 chefs in my friend group. It's awesome. We all drink and cook then get high and eat. We dubbed it danksgiving.

Did you steal my life and get a septum ring, because that sounds suspiciously like my life....is the grandkid's table located in the basement "rec" room? Do you wander, zombie-like, from basement to upper floor in a strange twilight of boredom, only to be driven back to the rec room by racist rants about Obummer and…

I am the oldest grandchild of 20 grand kids, and I had to wait until I was 28 and married to get to the adults table. Then when my next oldest cousin (20) complained, the kids table was ABOLISHED and now we all sit together. INJUSTICE. The injustice of the kids/adults table divide irks me still!!

I always thought people who purposefully didn't spend thanksgiving with family were assholes - until now. I couldn't deal wit that either

I like the cut of your jib. My 2013 theme for friendsgiving (due to the addition of a new hot tub) is "Crudité, Nudité, and Fondue-dité." We debated having a 5k slow-ish drunk walk/amble, and commemorative keychains and t-shirts.

We should be friends...

Fuck yeah, Friendsgiving! Christmas for me goes much the same way, but with less Catholicism and more non-descript sort-of Evangelicanism. Otherwise, everything else is on script.

"Rain? What's that?"

I'm so glad my parents are immigrants.. I go see them for lunch and then the in-laws for dinner. Extended family is in Europe and doesn't celebrate Thanksgiving. Eaaaasy.

Haven't had Thanksgiving with my family in...ten years? I've been having it in my various apartments with a varying assortment of friends since college, and it's wonderful. I just can't imagine spending this holiday with family at this point. I'm terrified that my bestie from DC will get stuck because of weather, but…