HAHAHA. Troll on the loose. Have fun hanging out in Brooklyn, dickbag.
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"-suela, Consuela, Consueeelllaaa!"
Hey, here's our boyfriend in action... Link (Screamer). Apparently he does this all the time. He's 23, Italian, and his name is Mario Ferri.
Unfortunately not. But I know a few other places in DC that are. Not sure what your background is in.
I live in DC and summers are brutal. Autumn is my favorite season though and I love October / early November.
Okay PHEW, it's not just me. High fives.
I bite my nails. I really would love to stop. I also cannot grow nails. Like at all. Once they get a tiny bit of length, they split, crack, or PEEL IN LAYERS. My whole family has thin nails, but I also used to work in the service industry from like 16 to 24, and sometimes on and off for side money since then. Nothing…
I work in the office at a music venue so my office is four people (two other girls and my boss, a dude, who rules... and sometimes his wife and a part time scheduling manager) and our office is also the liquor backstock room. So it's just desks and booze... and a lot of idiots on the phone. I mean a lot of idiots on…
My friend has a "big boned" pug that used to belong to her mom. Her mom spoiled him and made him super fat. Once she went out of town with her boyfriend to meet the parents and asked me to watch her doggy. She used to take him for a walk literally just around the block. One block. It was Thanksgiving and it was like…
I've told this to my nana and mother all the time AND THEY DON'T LISTEN. "Awwww, but look at his wittle face... poor buddy." POOR BUDDY MY ASS. That asshole gets fed great quality food, gets taken to the dog park twice a week and gets to go on a nice long walk every single night and has a big backyard for me to play…
Your reasons for wanting a child are your own. But you saying that women who don't want children are selfish is some bullshit when you're a dude. You can't give birth. You don't have to put your body through pregnancy. Through back pain, hip pain, birth, weight gain, medical side effects, chloasma, all sorts of shit.…
I can't really elaborate to much on a comment thread, but man... she is MEAN. And she thinks VERY highly of herself. That being said, her show was fun and she had an enviable wardrobe in her dressing room. Kinda hard to take her seriously when she's pacing around yelling at her crew, our staff, and belittling everyone…
Can we switch office buildings? Where I work is a converted auto garage so it's a giant concrete building. It traps heat inside. I'm dying at my desk right now. My boss could seriously not give a shit what we wear to work. He left to hang with his kids, so right now I'm in short shorts and a loose tank and sports bra…
Kaffir limes are different than normal limes. They're primarily used in Thai and Cambodian dishes and they're smaller than normal limes. The juice is more tart and they have a TON of seeds. They aren't really used for the juice, they are used way more for the zest from their rind and for the leaves. The leaves are…
Dude, did we work at the same bars/restaurants? Haha.
You don't want to die wearing hose in the summer time? I live in DC. I feel like I'd probably want to peel my skin off.
Oh yeah, the night before when we were using my pals Apple TV to stream all these videos in his living room, totally had a discussion about how the blondish dude and mustache dude totally have a side-thing and how the other guy has no idea.
You forgot "If you don't have one and don't want one, everyone says you'll "change your mind"."