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I do want my pals there and they know it. I usually go all out on my pals birthdays. Attend their parties / dinners / hangs. Get them a present and/or card. When my pals have weekday birthdays and they plan on celebrate during the weekend, I even offer to take them out on their weekday birthday for a drink or dinner,…

Throwing your own birthday party is sad. Also, let's say I decided to rent a cabin somewhere and invite a bunch of pals to come up for a overnight trip or a Friday-Sunday or something. Spent tons of money on booze and food. There is a good chance not a lot of my pals would go, because Wedding > Adult's Birthday. A lot…

That sandwich sounds like it would be good on an everything bagel.

PLEASE DON'T USE FEDEX FIELD. DC traffic sucks as it is.

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Watch out, Micaela Erlanger!

Slightly off topic, but man, being in your late 20s fucking suuuuuuuccckkkks for weddings. I like weddings! They're fun! But from now until March 2015 I have NINE to go to and I'm in two of them... and while I would decline (like obligation invites from a family friend you haven't seen since you were twelve or a…

Not everyone graduates.

Definitely Burning Man. Or Camp Bisco.

HEY. I'm a non-whiney liberal peach. And I cheered my ass off for USA during that game. It ain't political, bro!

The only pals I have who actually do shit relating to their major are pals who studied public policy or international relations or research-based jobs or are med students or accounting or computer science or graphic design.

My roommate has a pickup truck and I have a pretty light Ikea sofa in my bedroom that I have been meaning to get rid of. I'd totally lug that thing to this place for a World Cup cuddle puddle with my pals. Looks cozy.

I get what you're saying- that a kid "knows" what he or she will be good at for the rest of his life.

THE EARLY 2000s.

I am 29. I fucking hate voicemail. "Hey, it's [name], I had a question for you. Call me back." is fucking stupid. Text me your question if I can't pick up the phone. Maybe I'm on a conference call at work and can't pick up my cell. Maybe I'm at lunch with a friend. Otherwise, seeing you called on my cell as a "Missed…

I'm sure she's glad she doesn't work for you, because having a boss who only cares about how something is convenient for THEM and that's all that matters fucking sucks and is selfish. "I saw you left me a voicemail, but I cannot listen to it right now. What can I do for you?" is totally acceptable. It's 2014. Check…

I HA TE THOSE PEOPLE. I hate voicemail. I don't need to hear your one sided conversation. Calling my cell phone and seeing your name pop up as a missed call tells me all I need to know: You called me. I need to call you back. If it's something super important or need-to-know information, just text me. "Hey, I left the…