I used to weigh 310 pounds and now I weigh 160 and I'm 5'10". I have some loose skin issues too. I don't feel comfortable in a bikini. I can kinda rock the tankini.

I (politely!) turned down a guy who asked me for my number. He was kinda creepy and made me feel uncomfortable, which is a big reason I didn't want to give him my number, and turned back around to continue speaking to my friend. He started mumbling really crude shit, just loud enough for me to hear and no one else,…

Yeah, either live IN Atlanta or live in Athens... but even then, Athens is a college down and while it's fun as shit and cheap and liberal, there isn't much to do there unless you work for UGA or are in some sort of grad or PHD program or in a band.

I used to live in Athens and go to Atlanta a lot and work there sometimes. It can be a really fun city. I just hate all the damn driving. It's so spread out. I moved to DC from NYC a year and a half ago. I thought I would hate it, but I'm surprised about how much I really like living in DC. I don't have a typical DC…

Washington DC is gay friendly. I'm surprised it's not on the list.

Gap Body makes a t-shirt bra that has a hook in the back so you can make it an X back. It gives your boobs a subtle lift and also helps to keep your bra straps from slipping. It's also the best bra for wifebeater style tank tops. Your straps are hidden!

You reported them all? I bet you're really popular at work. Why do you even care?

Not many offices are "business attire" or "business casual" anymore. Every job I have had ever has had a casual office. I've worn spaghetti strap tank tops and fucking rompers to work when it's 293847298374 degrees outside in the summer. My boss gives zero shits. A lot of high schools don't have AC. Those dress codes…

I responded to my mom with "I DO WHAT I WANT" once, in public, while wearing a Bevis and Butthead t-shirt. I was 28. (I'm 29... so last year.) Her response was basically line-mouth face.

Get fucked.

Since 50 Shades of Grey started out as Twilight fanfic and so I think I might continue my Twilight movie tradition which is taking whiskey to the movies and doing a shot every time I am embarrassed to be watching Twilight.

Why the fuck does Bieber always make that stupid face?

I'll take your word for it, I guess. Also, some people REALLY don't like having pranks pulled on them. Like at all. I don't mind pranks unless they are mean spirited (like ones that are upsetting and not really light hearted or funny). My mom isn't a dick, and she fucking HATES pranks.

White hose was a thing in the late 80s/early 90s. This wedding was in 1991. I had my first holy communion that year and I remember wearing white hose.

I would but I don't like posting pix online. It involved a lot of white latex body paint. I went topless.

Athens! Not a UGA student. It's my hometown. Love it. I'm in DC these days.

I like a lot of the dresses on that whole line.

I'm cackling at your comment.

What's up with the hamster ball one?