The picture of the girl with the blank shirt, on Gawker, the black tones don't even match. It's like the most bootleg Photoshopping ever. I doubt they spent much money on it.

I graduated from high school in 2003 and we were allowed to wear sleeve-less shirts but not spaghetti strapped tank tops. Like the straps on the tank top had to be like, the width of three fingers.

You just pulled them down. You were not naked, at all.

We wore these too, which was awesome because it was like, 900 degrees outside when I went to my school to get my picture taken on a saturday. All I had to do is makeup and hair and could wear a tank dress and bikini and flip flops, go get my picture taken, run to the bathroom and wipe that shit off my face and hit the…

My cousin is having a kid and I am so happy for her. She made some comment about "One day, when you have kids..." (Side note: It's weird, she treats me like I'm her "little cousin" but she's 31 and I'm 29... Whatever, haha.) and I said, in a neutral, calm tone, "I am not having a kid. I don't want one." and she took…

I'd probably be a pretty good parent. I love kids. I work well with kids. I'm a pretty maternal person. But I have zero desire to have one. I really like my life and the freedom to do whatever I want, whenever I want. I also probably couldn't afford a child. Parenting is also a fuckload of work.

Same. I'm seeing X in August.

The humble brag. Boooo.

You can pretty much pull off thick bangs like... under 28. After that, it makes you look too twee. Example: Zooey Deschanel

My friend had a reduction when she was 20. She was an F. She's now a B cup. She's 30. She says it was the best decision she ever made. There is a big difference between loving your body the way it is and having awful back pain that prohibits you from working out, running, lifting things, etc. My friend is only 5'4".

Growing up, my dad cleaned the house, did all the laundry, made dinner almost every night, and all the yard work. He got off work around 4PM and my mom didn't get off work and home until 8PM, so it was easier. Plus my dad enjoyed it. I don't know if it was the ex-Royal Navy in him or what, but having the routine…

It's a TV show. There are a lot of offensive things in it. It is possible to find humor in fiction and still be dedicated to your job and do a great job teaching and taking care of your students. Not everything has to be so serious.

I broke my knee cap in HALF playing rugby. I have four screws in it. I've pretty much broken everything below my face at least once.

BARRY!

Why does anyone care about One Direction, or anyone famous, smoking weed? It's just weed. It's not like they were caught smoking weed and kicking puppies. Or smoking weed in clansman robes. They were in a van, smoking weed. Like people in bands often do.

I know. There are some super awesome albino models who get work. I feel like Chantelle would be better off seeking out a modeling scout or agency than dealing with fucking Tyra Banks.

Mini ramps can be brutal, just sayin'. I had way more accidents at parks and doing street skating than I did doing vert.

You sound like tons of fun. I skateboarded, climbed trees, played rugby, did roller derby, did tons of crazy shit when I was a kid. I'm 30. Do my knees and elbows ache sometimes? Sure. I'm still active though. I kayak, cycle, swim, paddle board, tons of shit. And I do shit to take care of my joints and help them. Kids…

She wasn't even really ripping Tom Cruise movies. It sounds like she said she'd rather do shitty paying theatre jobs than be offered a one-dimensional , non memorable character in a movie, and used Tom Cruise's name as an example since he's a big box office-type star. She could have used many other actors names…

This story is like, months old. It was on Buzzfeed, Vice, like, Huffington Post, a million websites, maybe in January? It was all over Facebook. My mother even sent it to me.