Perhaps it’ll appreciate when the Thunderbird comes back as another mid-size SUV shoehorned into the range between two other almost identical models.

I don’t need to know what’s in each trim package, I’ll be reading it off the detailed placard on the other side of the ‘do not touch’ rope at every cruise and Cars ‘n’ Coffee for the next few decades.

Don’t forget that it all depends on company B making lots of non-polluting cars. What’s really happening is that company A is paying company B to make non-polluting cars, so that, overall, the cars reaching the market pollute less in total. If Tesla stop making non-polluting cars, the merry-go-round stops.

If they’re going to claim any federal funds after this fire, they’d better get them paid before Jan 22nd. I’m surprised Big Daddy hasn’t announced plans to F with them already.

I wonder if you can filter that data for the license plates of the mayor, mayor’s spouse, chief of police, and senior detectives... nothing to hide, nothing to fear, right?

The only acceptable amount of horsepower is... slightly more than any of your drinking buddies’ trucks.

Every White House press conference should be clogged with questions about whether Musk’s latest tweet is government policy or not until Trump gets tired of sharing the spotlight.

Sorry, Donnie - he’s younger than you, he’s far, far richer than you, his pet social platform is a lot bigger and more influential than yours, he’s never lost an election, and depending on how his surgery went, he has less of a ‘problem in that department’ than you. He’s going to have the alpha energy in every meeting.

Someone should be whispering to Trump... he’s richer than you... he’s younger than you... he tweets faster than you... you can’t threaten him with a primary challenge... is he loyal to you?

Except when it comes to attending court.

Does it include the cost of a billboard truck and driver to follow you everywhere, proclaiming ‘IT’S NOT A PROWLER!’?

Hudson News? I get *my* airport fiction from the arrival/departure boards!

Most cars have too much power, and ‘using all of the power’ on the road is dangerous.

Therefore, a four-cylinder is better than a V8, and the ideal engine is a single-cylinder two-valve.

And how do you stop it from killing anyone else?

There is one, crucial question which you have to put to the current owner before you consider buying:

Lots of weight management issues caused by gold-plating everything and installing a private extra-large solid gold toilet in the form of a throne.

BHP/ton tiers work for both bikes and cars.

Preventing government agencies from studying autonomous crashes should work as well as banning the CDC from studying gun violence!

Yes, we’re not allowed to talk about how much faster it would be with a modern transmission.