I keep forgetting that California is land-locked and doesn’t have a coastline.

Florida is quite capable of passing legislation *against* that.

Ghost gun? Silencer? We’re only a tricky re-definition of  ‘tyrant’ away from the NRA being all-in on getting this guy off.

Birch, *please*. Sort your puns out, or yew’ll feel my palm, fir real.

How bad a clown do you have to be that you can’t get into an American clown school, where guns are warmly welcomed, if not actually issued at registration?

In Tennessee, you’d do more political damage to him by emphasizing that he’s a wine drinker, not getting blasted on whiskey and beer like a *real* American.

Not really - they probably saw a GMC Yukon, thought, yeah, lots of towing, heavy right foot, seems legit.

Old-school Impreza fans know that the hexadecimal equivalent of 555 is 22B.

Can’t they just do what everyone else does and use a body-coloured licence plate cover with the light transmission properties of a bank vault?

Could be the slowest race in GP history. Instead of a chicane, the course should include a drive-through lane, and the driver has to hold an order of fries between their knees until they finish eating them. Then they can tactically throw the empty container over their shoulder.

“Do you know how long I’ve been following you for, sir?”

Letters from the auto industry to the government should have an appendix listing how much they donated to each candidate.

A paint and decals special edition... which has been re-painted and new decals applied. So, everything special which remains is the floor mats. Collectors must be climbing over each other - why not send it to Barret-Jackson with a thick folder of invoices and photos?

This really needs to be replicated, not once, but over and over, with an assortment of distracted drivers juggling phone, Starbucks and sunglasses in a variety of Navigators, Cybertrucks, luxury pickups and Hummer H4s. Not for science - just to see those drivers and their vehicles destroyed.

The obvious place for it is in the trunk of a lifted 4x4 Viper, driving a solid front axle.

Being President is mostly *boring* to Donnie. I see him pulling a Nixon - nailing down a rock-solid package of pardons then resigning to let Vance do all the rubber-stamping of Project 2025.

He’s likely hoping that, come January, Prince Elon will be able to arrange a pardon for him.

50/50 chance of being the next American presidential limo. I wouldn't own it even Ana de Armas and Eva Green took turns as my chauffeuse.

Does it come with a full-time chauffeur who sleeps in a secret compartment underneath the back seats?

Great, now Texas is going to try and annex Arkansas ‘for the safety of Texas-born inhabitants of Arkansas.’