Some other rules for cleaning private planes:

Stay out of my search history!

Everyone’s Clint Eastwood when they’re the ones pointing a weapon at an unarmed victim. Most will pussy out when someone points one back.

Can I get 240 month financing, and how many spots will it take up at the office?

There’s absolutely no way he was even in the room when the first statement was written.

Don’t be goose down-hearted about the haters, we’re raven about you further down the thread.

I have questions... who is just walking around downtown with a ski mask in their pocket, just in case they feel like pulling it on and getting into some group vandalism? Also, assuming that a Waymo locks its doors automatically like every other modern car, how can you rip the door open without tools?

I’m betting on him going Putin-style - nationalise the assets of all EV manufacturers other than Tesla, have Elon lend them $1 against all of their assets, then, oops, they defaulted on the loan, Elon owns them all.

Americans have been bred to live in fear. It’s profitable.

This guy is totally unsuited to work in law enforcement. He *completely* ignored standard operating procedure - he should’ve jumped out of the car, gun drawn, and screamed contradictory instructions while arresting the woman he ran into and any other onlookers. Apologizing? Rookie mistake.

Surely, all he’s proved is that it *isn’t* currently worth $25M? Maybe if the highest serious bid was made public.

I assume they’re going to crown one of his clueless sons, now that the Republican Party has no identity outside of the Trump brand.

Rich, tasteless person in the Manchester are with overseas links buys pointless meme vehicle...

Possibly ‘The Beast’: https://jalopnik.com/buy-this-27-liter-v12-powered-shooting-brake-and-feel-s-1850178909

Republicans have the ability to drive down the street and see maybe 35-40% of human beings as ‘people’ and the rest as NPCs who aren't really covered by the Constitution.

It’s easy to forget that governments exist to *protect* people from the unchecked free market. Unfortunately, the US government now belongs to those who benefit from the free market at the expense of other people.

In Miami, the one mirror is mounted horizontally on the dash, for the convenience of both driver and passenger.

Perhaps they’re betting on fuel economy, pollution and safety legislation going away, so they can dig out some tooling from the back of the warehouse and go retro?

A Nissan dealer in Canada ‘accidentally’ listed the delivery charge twice on our invoice. I’d have committed seppuku if a customer found such an egregious error on something I’d done. They simply shrugged their shoulders and said they’d better remove it.

Bannon doesn’t like competition.