Could be the slowest race in GP history. Instead of a chicane, the course should include a drive-through lane, and the driver has to hold an order of fries between their knees until they finish eating them. Then they can tactically throw the empty container over their shoulder.

“Do you know how long I’ve been following you for, sir?”

Letters from the auto industry to the government should have an appendix listing how much they donated to each candidate.

A paint and decals special edition... which has been re-painted and new decals applied. So, everything special which remains is the floor mats. Collectors must be climbing over each other - why not send it to Barret-Jackson with a thick folder of invoices and photos?

This really needs to be replicated, not once, but over and over, with an assortment of distracted drivers juggling phone, Starbucks and sunglasses in a variety of Navigators, Cybertrucks, luxury pickups and Hummer H4s. Not for science - just to see those drivers and their vehicles destroyed.

The obvious place for it is in the trunk of a lifted 4x4 Viper, driving a solid front axle.

Being President is mostly *boring* to Donnie. I see him pulling a Nixon - nailing down a rock-solid package of pardons then resigning to let Vance do all the rubber-stamping of Project 2025.

He’s likely hoping that, come January, Prince Elon will be able to arrange a pardon for him.

50/50 chance of being the next American presidential limo. I wouldn't own it even Ana de Armas and Eva Green took turns as my chauffeuse.

Does it come with a full-time chauffeur who sleeps in a secret compartment underneath the back seats?

Great, now Texas is going to try and annex Arkansas ‘for the safety of Texas-born inhabitants of Arkansas.’

And yet boomers are still commissioning Eleanors and arguing about the number of screws in the headlight covers of Max Max Interceptors.

Doesn’t sound like anything a cheque to the Widows and Orphans Fund can’t fix.

It’ll be extra funny when they try to make American Football sound like a down-home blue-collar sport, when I’d guess you have to be as wealth to own a football team as a F1 team.

Also, are there any equivalent racing series which allow, and therefore encourage, deliberate contact between the cars? Why not just call it a demolition derby and have done with it?

Look at the books little Tammy is holding - way past her reading level.

Paperwork done late on a holiday Friday with the decimal point in the wrong place so the dealer could settle up with another ‘legitimate businessman’?

Did you see the letter ‘R’ after his name? The vast majority of Americans seem to be voting by letter, not by policies or abilities. The real question is, how did his party decide he was the best candidate they had available?

I was thinking, rent an entire train heading for Mexico.

Next week’s life-hack - if you see a an old muscle car running carbs, follow them really closely so your car can ingest the unburnt fuel coming from their exhaust! Ka-ching!