Justin Trudeau might be available soon, and given that the Constitution is now more of a set of prompts for political word games than an absolute, there shouldn’t be a problem getting him on the ballot. He might also open a few eyes among those who thing Joe Biden’s policies are ‘socialist’.

If it started off with a mass murder / expulsion of everyone in Austin, LA and San Francisco, it might be more plausible.

Huh - Jim Caviezel starred in series where he was the only sane man, persecuted by nameless, arbitrary forces in a surreal landscape where he was increasingly out of step with everyone around him, with only his own beliefs to sustain him.

It’s a stealth remake of ‘Attack of the 50ft Woman’, with a genetically-enhanced ScarJo crashing majestically through the trees with Chris Pratt crushed between her teeth.

The lead picture made me wonder if he hit the helicopter while it was still airborne, perhaps Die Hard style.

It’s more profitable to force the sale and make a buck off inside knowledge of who’ll get the contract.

“Other users with similar genetic markers to yours report themselves as wanting to renew their subscriptions.”

Any time, any place - except during the many, many hours he’s going to spend in court this summer.

Apparently, even rolling film doesn’t mean we’re going to get to see the movie, if there’s a tax break to be had.

Well, that’s the ship that’s sailed in the US. Rest of the civilized world - why *should* you have this weapon. US - why *shouldn’t* you have this weapon.

I still expect the following - the Supreme Court & their lower-court cronies will delay any sale until Emperor Donald can be crowned in January, then He can sign an executive order requiring it to be sold to Truth Social for a dollar. And don’t say it isn’t legal, legal is what the Supreme Court says is legal.

I guess, if you’re already in the market for stolen goods, the legal background of the seller isn’t much of a concern. At least, an eleven-year-old is less likely to be an undercover cop on a sting operation.

Keep this quiet, but I’m thinking of patenting an idea of replacing the on/off switch under the throttle pedal with some sort of analogue/digital control system which allows the driver to modulate the amount of power delivered by the drivetrain in a proportional manner... I know, wild, right?

Given that he wants a monopoly on social media apps for disinformation, I would expect him to have Congress pass a law requiring TikTok  to be sold to Truth Social for $1.

USB-C, or is that a given?

I guess, if your car isn’t woke, then it’s a sleeper...

“Kamala - can you click refresh every thirty seconds and let someone know when you can get back in?”

I know a secret hack to prevent Twittxr tracking any of my information....

You have to wonder at what point deepfakes of Trump being chummy with POC starts to *lose* him support among his key demographics.

Hmm...