I recall how, in the Fifties, the US would test early nuclear weapons in the desert by building standard American homes and populating them with mannequins to study the effects of blast, heat and radiation.

‘Ares’? Are they being lazy, or is Gal Gadot going to pop up at the last moment, murder him, and wink into the camera saying ‘How many more times do I have to do this?’.

I expect a terse, superior tweet stating, “I clearly meant 60 *meters* per hour. The mistake in assuming I meant imperial measurements was *yours*”.

Nothing, it’s just hurr-durr driverbro shitting on other peoples’ hard and well-meaning work for clicks.

The text clarifies that the airbag was for the pedestrian’s benefit, not the driver’s.

Odds on this being the fault of 1) Immigrants 2) Joe Biden 3) Hunter Biden 4) ANTIFA 5) Liberal media 6) Access to abortion?

How can that be constitutional in modern America, the home of ‘in case shit goes down’? Surely, every Floridian dons their bulletproof along with their board shorts, flip flops, handgun, backup piece and assault rifle every time they leave home - you can’t hold that against them if they just happen to spontaneously co…

This has got to be some kind of KLF/Banksy calculated provocation, right? Does anyone remember Dismaland?

Recovery hitch for your xxx-treme track activities.

What I think is important here is, what do we mean by a good driver? Different people have different priorities. Generalizing, many young men mean the fastest, the most intimidating, most badass driver. Young women might be more interested in getting from A to B without incurring enough damage to disable the vehicle.

Don’t forget that also, because he had a buzz on, he was kinda floppy when he landed and didn’t get busted up so bad :-/

The original weighed 1631 lbs / 740 kg. What’re the odds that this will weigh double that?

I can see a market for re-introducing them, but moulding each one as a couple of knuckles and an extended middle digit - kind of like truck nuts but for the front.

I wonder what he’ll do about all of the non-Christian broadcasting cluttering up the airwaves? Perhaps he’ll ban them...

I guess pulling your own support trailer is a sign of confidence that you aren’t going to crash or blow your engine during the day.

Yes, nearly as threatening as that air-to-air nuclear missile we were supposed to get excited about a week or two ago.

It writes itself - Ethan Hunt takes down the Joker while Lady Gaga wiggles her toes in a cinema playing clips of Supergirl fighting the Coyote on screen.

Because regulation is bad for business - it hurts the bottom line.

Damn! How can I performatively boyc0tt them, then?

I’ve also seen the Rothkos in the Tate, and only then did I understand his concern with the lighting and hanging of his work being absolutely critical. I’ve never been in another space which *vibrated* with sensation in the same way.