I remember vividly how professional and courteous Air Canada were when I had to change an existing booking when I got a ‘get here ASAP’ call regarding my father. I was on a plane ten hours later and it made the difference between saying goodbye and not. 

So, is this a sequel to Extraction or not? Extraction Cinematic Universe?

No-one has ever ‘got out of trouble’ by accelerating.

Then you realize that Miss Marple, Hercule Poirot, Benoit Blanc and Jessica Fletcher all just happen to be on board...

Another unanswered question is, how did they know to meet her when she arrived in LAX?

It’s like you people haven’t even *read* the First Amendment! *All* of this is defined as free speech, I’m sure.

Maybe more accidents in Florida involve golf carts, keeping the fatalities down. Or maybe gators eat the bodies, so they’re classed as animal attacks rather than vehicle accidents.

“Let me introduce my daughter, Wilde Wild.”

Maybe we’re overlooking the issue that, if you turned up to the ‘55 Indy in a Japanese car, the good ol’ boys would be fighting for the privilege to put you into the railings on the first turn.

Allen Millyard is sharpening his Swiss Army knife.

How long before the partner of someone with a limiter on their shared vehicle sues because speeding is a form of speech?

I mean, who watches courtroom drama movies these days, anyway?

I guess their lawyers are happy about deep-faking the voices as a backup, claiming that it’s the *character* they’re imitating, not the actor.

Just tell your assistant to buy the track and put your foot down.

Where does it say in the Ford quote that they’re talking about removing it from existing vehicles? Presumably they’re talking about the bill of materials to remove some sensors and a steering column motor from *future* vehicles.

I’m surprised its current owner didn’t turn up mumbling about their Second Amendment rights to keep in their pickup truck.

I think you miss the aspect that being dangerous, outrageous and a public nuisance is part of the thrill.

The cherry on top of my most recent visit to Toronto Pearson was clearing US Immigration as I left. The officer was possibly the dullest, most dead-eyed person I’ve ever come across, but I gave my usual cheery greeting and displayed my ready documention.

What’s a Telsa?

Hmm.. on the one hand, cops pulled down an extra $155M in sweet overtime last year, and on the other hand they sabotaged the trial of a robot meant to deprive them of that by not letting it do anything. I, for one, see no connection between those facts.