Allen Millyard is sharpening his Swiss Army knife.

How long before the partner of someone with a limiter on their shared vehicle sues because speeding is a form of speech?

I mean, who watches courtroom drama movies these days, anyway?

I guess their lawyers are happy about deep-faking the voices as a backup, claiming that it’s the *character* they’re imitating, not the actor.

Just tell your assistant to buy the track and put your foot down.

Where does it say in the Ford quote that they’re talking about removing it from existing vehicles? Presumably they’re talking about the bill of materials to remove some sensors and a steering column motor from *future* vehicles.

Is there a kind of genre EGOT one can achieve by appearing in the Star Wars, Star Trek, Marvel and DC universes? Pedro is getting close.

I’m surprised its current owner didn’t turn up mumbling about their Second Amendment rights to keep in their pickup truck.

I think you miss the aspect that being dangerous, outrageous and a public nuisance is part of the thrill.

The cherry on top of my most recent visit to Toronto Pearson was clearing US Immigration as I left. The officer was possibly the dullest, most dead-eyed person I’ve ever come across, but I gave my usual cheery greeting and displayed my ready documention.

What’s a Telsa?

I guess you’ve got to add some fictitious element, otherwise it’s just a documentary.

So, Deadpool’s going to go back in time and stop Marvel from making movies and TV shows after Endgame?

Hmm.. on the one hand, cops pulled down an extra $155M in sweet overtime last year, and on the other hand they sabotaged the trial of a robot meant to deprive them of that by not letting it do anything. I, for one, see no connection between those facts.

Don’t give Elon ideas - he’s going to realise in the shower that the sidewall doesn’t even touch the ground, and immediately mandate that the very next truck out of the factory must have those crazy air-less honeycomb tires, regardless of cost or any testing.

Would it be simpler to just bypass the old-fashioned and trouble-prone ‘voting’ process and turn American elections into straight auctions? Highest bidder wins, but the caveat is that *all* of the bid amounts are collected and re-distributed to the most needy without any input from the winner.

depending on who translated the article, means he wanted to write a scene where his character slaps a fish or forced set builders to sleep in their cars out of COVID precautions

I have to wonder if ol’ Dave didn’t fancy that $80M being divided equally four ways... maybe 41/13/13/13.

Is that a historical reference, or do you just have a remarkably spicy opinion about Ms. Curtin?

What I don’t get is this: as there aren’t any Olympic-level athletes using steroids now, won’t it be years before enough of them start using to form a competitive event?