If I need a tiny elephant fix, I just watch Sky Captain ATWOT again.

Unfortunately, that’s socialism, and it involves asking Americans to pay taxes to support services which don’t benefit them directly.

Expecting the driver to use their indicators seems like a lost cause, but at least the lane-change feature will make it easier to brake-check losers, and hopefully the follow-distance mode will be calibrated to ‘angry tailgater’ distance.

For a nanosecond there, I thought you meant the guy who drew Dilbert and went off the rails.

It’s a shame that no one gave him the ‘try *acting*, dear boy’ speech so that we could avoid the last seven seasons of ultra-low energy line readings.

I wonder if Teslas are brought into body shops with a higher rate of truck nutz embedded in their front bumpers?

One day after the last one is sold: Jeep announces the Rubicon 393 trim with one more horsepower and the same torque.

“Tire shops really, really *want* you to know about this one weird trick”

You just use the cops as thugs to intimate your critics until no-one dares criticise you, then your reputation is impeccable.

So, the guy born in Brazil is decrying immigration… pulling the ladder up, much?

I guess that, if they can put the payment off until January 2025, the EPA will be gutted and the fine might go away.

The answer is simple - if the customer complains, just spit your chaw next to their boot, call ‘em a pussy and point out that your granpappy went through hell in the Pacific in a jeep with no roof at all.

I’m guessing that they could’ve built the sets bigger to look impressive on film, or build the sets a little smaller and cast smaller actors to make the sets look just as good.

Some call it ‘fake parts’, some call it the free market providing cost-efficient alternatives when government red tape is bypassed!

I’m vaguely impressed that they didn’t reflexively arrest him on suspicion of theft.

Is wrapping the *wheels* around the *tyres* some uber-hardcore overlanding technique we pavement prisoners can’t even comprehend?

One of his lies was about having a Maserati?

I thought it was amusing that they have to ‘beg’ a Democrat politician, whereas a Republican president just requires an adequate payment and some pre-written legislation to sign.

Some people think that the government can have other goals than to ensure corporate profitability.

I imagine the ten customers will coincidentally all have blue-checkmark Twitter accounts which follow Elon and contain nothing but positive comments about Tesla.