My guess is that he was ticketed for turning right on red there and is trying to retrospectively build a defence that there ‘was’ no sign.

I have to wonder what the lifespan of those side paddles will be when you’re pulling the recorder out of your pocket.

Crossing the border is not a short cut from downtown Niagara Falls, ON, to Toronto, so something still doesn’t make sense.

Plotline for Morbius II: 2Morb2ius?

It would help if the writer was clear on whether it was GPS *or* inertial that was being attacked.

No, but it’s a slam-dunk that the next instalment will be Dun3.

That driver’s going to be in the comments here one day, lamenting how they loved that car until ‘it got T-boned by a bus’, like it wasn’t their fault.

100% guaranteed that someone in management moved the exhumation forward to avoid a negative PR event with crying relatives and annoying press coverage.

Ouch - nearly missed it, but I saw what you did there.

Entire weed farms of cannabis are a hell of a drug.

I guess this is why America gets to solemnly lecture other countries about democracy and occasionally try to violently impose it on them.

A Prius driver will also probably be *maintaining* 80mph, not treating the  throttle like an on/off switch.

I guess zero is a low ‘rate of speed’?

Hope you aren’t a fan of Jezebel.

Can we get Bill McClintock to do one of his legendary mash-ups? That’ll confuse things.

I’m sure the NRA will fund a freedom-of-speech defence.

Hopefully, it’ll be larger, heavier and more powerful than all of its competitors!

Ah, yes - when I think of Public Enemy and everything they stood for, this is exactly not what I had in mind.

Sounds like justification for more ex-military riot vehicles for everyday patrol... I hope this is followed up and verified by independent sources.

Ridley Scott nailed it in 1982: “You know the score, pal - you’re either cop or little people”.