There are two obvious reasons this truck isn’t sold in America:

Might as well call it ‘Meowguffin’.

I would like to see a lawsuit brought against someone who drives a group of anti-abortion protestors to an out-of-state abortion clinic, with the goal of making them prove that their purpose was *not* to have an abortion.

I’m sure they take no responsibility for what their guns are used for once they leave the store, in the same way that their customers take no responsibility for what happens to the bullets once they leave the barrel.

In a functioning modern democracy, the Republicans would admit that they actually consist of several parties with different constituencies and goals, and break up accordingly. You know, so they’d have to work together to advance moderate policies which balanced different stakeholders’ needs, instead of crushingly…

I’m assuming that the wheels, catalytic converters and contents of every car will be gone within 48 hours, to the bemusement of the guards on duty, anyway.

I feel like he doesn’t really understand what it means to be a billion dollars in debt.

“Hunter Biden’s Satanic connections occasionally cause me to breathe out pro-choice steam.”

Yeah, if you’re a patriot, what’s your gun doing in your car? You should have it on you at all times, particularly in public, where you can ostentatiously display it and get in peoples’ faces about YOUR RIGHTS.

Only first-class passengers are guaranteed oxygen - all other seats have it provided as a courtesy.

“Turkeys - please vote, not just for Thanksgiving, but for the complete eradication of all turkeys!”

Why on earth would any organization bother using TwitXr any more? Time to find another way to communicate.

Oh, no! Heaven forfend that business groups and conservatives should attack Joe Biden! Inconceivable!

I expect that the spectators all stood up and howled until the refs skated up and told them to pick up their sticks and put their gloves back on.

Let them stay proudly asleep, eyes closed, guard down.

It’s easy to detect when a pickup has been stolen - if the throttle doesn’t go wide open at least once in every five minute period, the truck is being driven suspiciously discreetly.

“For sale - GMC Canyon. Ran when parked, but a trailer is advisable. Buyer *must* collect. Test drive at your own risk. No lowballers, I know what I have and *everyone* knows where it is.”

You have to realise that, although each plate was $100k, The Donald has expenses to cover - admin fees, payment processing, currency hedging reserves, taxes, bribes, etc. - which means that Rudy only got about 1% of the take :-)

I’m amazed the marriage outlasted the lawsuit.

Well, with no content being made, presumably the studio heads themselves aren’t doing their jobs, so maybe *they* should take a pay cut too?