…unlike America’s brand-spanking-new B-52 fleet…

It’s the Stasi dream - nominally a small government, but trying to build an unaccountable civilian network of informants and busybodies to keep the population in fear.

I’m hearing from other sources that the new law goes as far as constraining the Governor to pick from a shortlist cooked up by the state Republican leadership. The list will probably include one ultra-hard-right headbanger who no-one in their right minds would actually elect, and a bunch of even worse characters as…

My conspiracy theory: the reason he’s keeping his girlfriend in the shadows is that she isn’t Black, which he knows will trigger a lot of potential donors’ secret concerns about interracial couples. I could be wrong, and I hope I am.

The obvious mistake was not putting a ‘Thin Blue Line’ on one ass cheek and a Punisher sticker on the other.

“I think your client misunderstood the name. One of the admin staff in our credit division is named Jeanette Finale, and it was named in her honour. Case dismissed!”

Isn’t there a minor problem that it’d be easier to repeal the law of gravity than to get the three lead actresses in a room together?

 Maybe, after the Gucci film, they see him as the go-to guy for portraying rich Italians for American audiences.

The lobotomy jokes write themselves.

Are there any swing voters left? Or is the only goal Elon’s backers have is to poison the discourse so much that Democrat voters choose not to vote?

I wonder if they mean that they finished the old-fashioned ‘actors standing in front of cameras’ part of the production, but took a look at the bill to do all of the CGI and other post-production and said ‘screw it’.

It might be relevant that, although this was the first book filmed, it wasn’t the first written, so Fleming had had some time to nail the tone.

I guess it’s one way to audition for gigs at Republican PAC Conferences.

Republican compassion is reserved for people with a net income of over $1M/year.

Just as long as they don’t *dare* call it a ‘Black Lighting’ - that name has been used and retired:

I wonder if the truck is supposed to have those tolerances in Death Valley in summer or in Alaska in winter - I don’t think it can have both.

Quite the opposite, it’s a feature which kicks in automatically whenever anyone mentions feminism, trans rights or BLM, in order to protect the driver’s delicate feelings.

Incel CHUDs have already review-bombed it as the worst film ever for the sin of giving ‘a female’ a speaking role.

It’s inconceivable that he would accept NFTs as payment - he knows perfectly well that they’re essentially worthless. It’s almost certain, however, that he’ll *offer* an NFT as part of some ultra-exclusive package.

I have a terrible feeling that his ‘donation’ arrived in a test tube and is only valued at $10M by himself.