I don’t know if it’s a mod as much as a style statement, but I nominate running around town with your red-painted recovery eyes screwed in to advertise that you’re such a bad driver that you endlessly end up off track.

Maybe this fault explains why these trucks veer uncontrollably to the leftmost lane on highways, regardless of other traffic or conditions, until ten meters their exit.

“Please include the race, socioeconomic status and voting registration of the suspects, and forward a copy to the State Christian Morality Militia.”

Given the insurance company’s claim not to have flown the drone, but merely to have seen drone photos, my guess is that one his neighbours was sick of the mess and found an innovative way of messing with him by dobbing him in to the insurers, who were happy to play along.

The data for that section of road might be a bit blurry for the next few months.

The Meg 2: Electric Megaloo.

Probably because he’s already written the press release claiming that he won, that he overturned the entire Democrat philosophy, and should be made President for Life. And his supporters will lap it up without listening to the debate.

Hey, George Washington never took a commercial flight. Stonewall Jackson never took a commercial flight. No plantation slave owner ever took a commercial flight.

What could be more fiscally responsible than running a simple con to get other people to fund you lifestyle for no return?

Texas also says that tennis balls are a commie European metric comparison and that for an American audience, you have to use Imperial baseballs.

Does this really have Mythbusters-style golfball dimples for aerodynamic efficiency?

I wonder what Xerox will say about it. 

When your job is to vote the party line without question, I guess there’re very few disqualifying factors.

Deter thieves.

It’d better have a straight-*twelve* engine to justify that hood.

Maybe her point is that hubby is so *high* in ‘T’ that she can’t satisfy him and he has to import out-of-state teens to sate his lust? Like it says in the Bible?

For a porn star, yes.

Typical Rethuglican thinking: ‘investigation’ is a threat because they assume everyone is as corrupt as they are, so it will automatically lead to a fine. And if this company equates to Bud Light, we’ll, weren’t your supporters supposed to boycott them anyway?

It’s pretty disrespectful to *everyone else* who’s trying to watch the show.

How about respecting everyone else in the room whose attention *is* on the performer they all paid to see?