I’m pretty sure that, in America, you aren’t legally a person until you have citizenship :-(

Oh, well, it was an *influencer*, not a regular punter, so I guess that makes it alright! I hope that Lambert apologized for interfering with their work and damaging their clout.

I’m pretty sure that the current Supreme Court would rule that hating Californians is protected speech under the First Amendment.

I’m waiting for a scene to be added where Deadpool has a beard and all of the actors look significantly older, with the fourth-wall disclosure that it was filmed after the strike.

Just turn the oral arguments process into an open auction - the ruling goes towards the highest bidder.

I’m actually astonished that this didn’t end in summary execution. Maybe take this doofus off the streets and put him in charge of racial sensitivity training.

What? Don’t you realize that they’re just one tax cut away from finally unleashing those millions of jobs they’re just *dying* to create?

I figure this might be worth appealing to the Supreme Court - offer six of the Justices $50k each for the right verdict and you could still make money.

If there’s someone out there willing to pay $600k for a $500k car, the dealers want that extra $100k in *their* pocket, dammit!

If CD is there with a PR rep, she’s probably *working* - maybe having photos taken with a car with some specific branding or other. The point is, when you’re working, you don’t have a duty to stop and answer random questions - there’re probably other people there waiting on you. No means no - No, Martin, I don’t have…

What would you get with a high-flow air filter and a cat-back exhaust on this?

But that raises the question of what motivation the white individuals had in common to act as a group...

“So, in the late 1930's, Germany found itself in conflict with a number of neighbouring nations, although its leadership only wanted success and security for its own people...”

Oh no! How will she know what to vote against and obstruct now?

Looks like a lot of low-income and minority communities are finally going to see some infrastructure investment!

How long before they start planting stories about how ‘Democrats are putting Our Brave Boys in Blue In Harm’s Way by blocking the inevitable arming of drones’?

A couple of others: the office assault from the Matrix, and the nailbomb in Swordfish.

Given the rate at which Republican male politicians cheat on their wives and leave their families, maybe only *mothers* should be allowed to vote!

A flying golf-cart, then.

Mel Brooks understands the difference between punching up and punching down. Roseanne may’ve done back when she was funny, but she seems to have lost sight of it now.