Umm... perjury? Massive professional misconduct by attorneys? Slander/defamation proceedings?

Great - now they know it’s possible, they’ll delete the nose wheel gear from all of their flights and cram a few more passengers in the space. They’ll probably call it ‘Super exclusive private class’ if they heat and pressurize it.

No, he went to live on a farm upstate where he can run and play with others of his kind.

I don’t follow how this is supposed to help with low-emissions zones. Are you supposed to pinky-swear that you’ll only use the electric motor and not fire up the V8 until you leave town?

Marketing aggression. Can we get a break from gravelly-voiced Alphas telling you it’ll ‘achieve the mission... at all costs... whatever the odds’, etc. etc. You’re *not* a lone-wolf spec-ops warrior surviving the apocalypse by your own rules, you’re a suburban dad wearing knock-off Oakleys at the hardware store on…

‘Intimate’ venues? They could hold a fair-sized festival event in Kid Rock’s childhood backyard.

So, it’s okay for Republican men to get testosterone shots to become who they know inside themselves they ought to be, but trans men shouldn’t?

As long as shareholder value is being increased, bonuses all round and stay the course!

The more modern nuance is that safety regulations are written in *other peoples’* blood, and it’s immoral to leave profit on the table.

The trailer made me think that Amy Schumer was busy and J-Law had just had a really big tax bill.

I wonder what proportion of Twitter’s remaining moderation resources will be focussed on this ‘problem’ vs. all of the other slurs which are so freely exchanged.

Next session: ‘safety’ legislation which requires all vehicles with over 5KWh of battery capacity to have the battery completely removed from the vehicle and shipped at the owner’s expense to a single government testing station far out in the Panhandle, where an inspector must satisfy themselves that the battery is…

At this point, it probably doesn’t even matter. It’s like advertising that your product ‘contains no arsenic’ - your competitors’ products probably don’t either, but you’ve put the implication out there, and most of your consumers probably aren’t going to ask.

Trump: “I am being persecuted by the government for nakedly political reasons!”

I so hope the first test case involves Trump Truth.

Maybe Manchin would be happier if EVs were federally mandated to have a completely useless coal burner installed?

The novelization of Alien includes a conversation between Lambert and Ripley when one casually asks if the other ever slept with Ash, suggesting that space trucker have to fill their time when they’re unfrozen somehow.

Maybe, once upon a time, but now it’d get spun as Uncle Sam spewing red tape and interfering with the God-fearing small ‘murican entrepreneur’s ability to make a short term profit at all costs.

I wonder how many of the target demographic will suffer cognitive dissonance due to the Main Guy being played by a Semitic-looking actor, rather than a blue-eyed blond?

Why on earth would TikTok have access to SSNs? I can think of very few reasons to even have your SSN on your phone, particularly in a single known location that a random application could find. Do we think that our phones grow legs and go creeping round our homes at night rifling through our wallets?