I use “I can think of at least two things wrong with title” fairly often.

The $pice must flow

I thought this was going to be about cocaine.

Bladder Ruiner

So it was more like “Bladder Runner” for you, then?

I love the idea of 10 year olds trying to figure out what the fuck they were watching with Barton Fink. Same goes for the Naked Lunch thing a few years later.

I’m glad you gave a shout out to his performance in The Hudsucker Proxy. It’s one of my favorite performances in one of my all time favorite films. He was so great spewing out that mile-a-minute Cohen Brothers-channeling-Frank Capra dialogue.

Nine week hiatus?! Between these absurd “mid-season finales” and binge-watching, it’s like any show that airs episodes consecutively until it’s finished is something of a gimmick.

Theory About Tam’s Death: The ship wasn’t trying to kill Tam by the time she reached that portion of the ship the alt-ship was subdued in water. Therefore, the water from the sunken ship leaked into our movies ship. Which sadly killed Tam.

I’ve spent the majority of my adult life in LA and grew up in New England. Every fucking city whines about their favorite sport’s as if they have never gotten a break and every call is a secret plan to destroy their city. Laker’s radio in LA is fucking ridiculous. College Football fans are maniacs in the south and…

I hate the Patriots and I live in New England as well, but Eoin can eat shit. If the Pats lose you’ll just hear whining and crying for a week and everything will return back to normal. Meanwhile in Philadelphia, every piece of white trash will have renewed sense of achievement not felt since Trump won the election.

What do you mean “IF”? This has been done to Hillary a thousand times over. Have you never been on the Internet before?

That’s the beauty of this take, right? If anyone tries to refute it, you can just yell SEE, I TOLD YOU.

It’s like a regular poster here was given the “shit on the Patriots and their fans” column for the day because Lindsey was sick or something.

Yankees fan complains about how entitled Pats fans are.

I like Eoin, but this is a take desperately in search of anything to back it up.
Weak sauce.

https://deadspin.com/lean-into-the-patriots-conspiracy-theory-1822293283

Brother, I don’t know what fans you know, but I live among them too and the pushback on Deflategate was that it was way overblown - spending $20m on a cunt hair’s worth of air.
Most people accept that Brady likes them soft, the way Rodgers likes them a bit hard. This was a Stickum-on-gloves level offence, prosecuted…

You can hate Pats fans all you want, but this is not what happens when their team loses.
The reverse is usually true though; refs give the Patriots a call and every opposing fan is hosting his own InfoWars podcast.

Does Deadspin have an ‘articles that shit on Boston’ quota that needs to be met every week? This shit is so tired.