Yeah, why can’t they be less internet friendly, like The The?

He should have just dropped DaVoe’s body in China instead of standing there gawking like a moron, that would have saved him a lot of trouble. You got super speed, ya idiot! Get rid of the evidence and go back to the party where you have a ton of alibis!

Barry screwing up and revealing himself as the Flash was pretty much a certainty at some point, because acting impulsively and failing to weigh consequences are Barry Allen trademarks.

But I wish there was SOME consistency when it comes to speed. In some episodes, he’s racing to get from one side of the city to the…

The Cleveland Humanoid Nightmares perfect.

Well, they do have Star Trek: Discovery, but they just don’t want anyone to actually be able to watch it.

What about...

Doesn’t even have to be prequels, they can easily answer some questions in flashbacks as part of Ren’s story.

JJ definitely cared because he put in all of these foreshadowing bits teasing Rey’s identity as a big mystery. Anakin’s lightsaber calling out to her; Maz asking Han “who’s the girl?” and the film immediately cutting; Kylo has an oddly intense reaction when he hears that (Han I think? whoever he’s tracking) is with “a…

But Abrams clearly cared about Rey’s birth

Fuck Reba McEntire. I will never forgive her for mocking the Dixie Chicks 2 years in a row while hosting the CMAs. She’s just another reason for me to go to Popeyes instead.

No, I’m not mad. I don’t care either way. Luke is gone, that’s fine. But Abrams clearly cared about Rey’s birth, and I can imagine him saying that Kylo lied or Kylo didn’t know the truth or some other bullshit and undoing what Rian did.

Not particularly related, but since you used the phrase “you mad” I’m going to…

you come at the colonel, you best not miss

On the one hand, it’s somewhat of a positive that the directors have some free rein with the story. That means anything I didn’t like I can blame Rian Johnson for. On the other hand, it’s disappointing this trilogy isn’t planned particularly well. Since Abrams is coming back for the next one, then I might as well…

Good to know that once again JJ Abrams was all about the setup and had no idea how to follow through.

When I was watching The Last Jedi I actually thought that they were going to go with the clone route- remember when she’s in the cave, and all she sees is thousands of copies of herself? And then, when she sees her “parents”, it’s just... herself again? Wouldn’t a parent of clone be... yourself? Obviously it’s just…

Yeah, I watched a documentary entitled “Breaking Bad” about the subject. You won’t BELIEVE what they use the chicken for!

“The game the same, it just got more fierce.”

Dude, the chicken game is DARRRRK.

How long before Megyn Kelly goes on an unhinged rant about how the Colonel is a man?

Huh, well look at that. In my quest to make a joke, I discover an interesting fact. And I’m familiar with the Wimpy franchise.