That kid has horrendously bad parents.

Dear Billy Joel,

*ahem*

Pretty sure it was Kotter, I.e. Welcome back, your dreams were your ticket out; Welcome back, to that same old place that you laughed about.

Is that a real reporter or Dana Carvey doing a bit on SNL

probably the real reason for the relocation. huge if true.

Mark Davis just got significantly closer to his favorite hairdresser too.

Here’s the map I made for his original haircut journey from Oakland to Palm Desert:

Goodell: Mark, I gotta be honest. The NFL will not permit this.
Davis: Oh, really? Maybe some “Green” will change your mind.
Goodell: Are...Those lettuce cups?
Davis: Ooohhh yeah. But it’s not the lettuce that should interest you. It’s whats...inside.
Goodell: Shredded chicken?
Davis: *Whispers* It’s delicious.
Goodell:…

All that stuff is expensive relative to a new supercharger pulley and some aluminum bits.

I think it’s more like a dump than a piss.

That’s not even close to all of the professional teams here. You forgot the A’s, Angels, Ducks, Giants, 49'ers, Sharks, and USC.

I want the Chargers in LA to fail so bad. Such a great city that saw its self as the antithesis to the Raider and its fans, like my 6 DUI cousin Mark. Should be out of Lompoc soon tho. But he’s got a weird edge to him, he’ll be back.

So weird, Cleveland doesn’t have a professional football team either.

I know!

The helicopter from the ‘80s TV show Airwolf sits parked on a rooftop helipad (it’s a “sculpture,” says Makowsky, who notes that the helicopter is inoperable).

I’m sure it had nothing to do with a potential company policy of not talking to anyone protesting or talking to the news.

If someone came to your house and camped in your front yard and screamed all day and night about how bad you are, you would want to correct the record somehow. Right?

Looks like 4 screaming frog anime characters. Keroppipocalypse!