Yes, rolling coal everywhere in a 1500 with a gas engine. It’s such a gigantic land barge, and I totally compared it to a Rolls Royce.

FSTIATA: Full-Size Truck Is Always The Answer

That logo looks like it was in the pool.

You’re WAY OFF, buddy. I don’t know what you *think* you’re looking at, but you’ve got it all wrong.

I was told by a salesman that they don’t like special ordering vehicles because if I ordered something “crazy” and decided not to buy it when it was delivered, they’d be stuck with it on their lot to sell. So I get it (sort of) from a business standpoint but not at all from a customer service standpoint.

I had a 2008 Dodge Avenger that I wish I had never gotten rid of. It was small, slow, low-optioned, and reliable as all hell. No mechanical issues, always started, great(ish) on gas. I put almost 200k miles on it in 7 years and regret not keeping it as a 3rd car/beater. 

I have a 2020 Bighorn and feel the same way. They don’t make the Roadmaster wagon anymore so this is the next best thing for me: roomy, powerful, durable, comfortable, room to haul the kids’ equipment and still pick up groceries. And I can’t even complain about the MPGs on trips: the eTorque Hemi gets 20+ with cruise…

I refuse to even renew my Sirius subscription because they make you haggle down to a reasonable price.

That was my first thought. I don’t know shit about Beetles, but every time one comes up Torch is like “You can tell it’s a ‘68 by the door handles, but it has the marker lights from a ‘73 and bump in the hood like a’71”.

When do we get the video about why it took so long to get the video? “Other factors caused some turmoil in my company”? Do tell. 

I’d drive the shit out of a Ford Redneckrob. 

+1 for the Harpo’s tank top 

Between the Riviera and RS Camaro, GM had a solid hidden headlight game in the ‘60s.

“Sorry, we weren’t testing for that: insurance doesn’t cover it.”

That’s exactly what my dad did.

I thought we were still counting on coal to make a comeback! Sweet, clean coal!

I remember reading something similar years ago about early-70s Mopars: people were restoring them beyond factory specs. Owners were worried about finding “correct” lugnuts for a car that came off the line with paint on the tires.

About 10 years ago my uncle went to order a new car and insisted he was only going to pay for an AM radio because that’s all he was going to use anyway. After a while the dealer finally said they could do it, but it would have to be a custom dealer install of an old radio because they don’t make them anymore. Needless…

Yeah, I knew someone with three small kids and a Camry, be cause she “wasn’t going to be some minivan mom!” like my wife. Yeah, three car seats/boosters in the back seat and all of their stuff smashed in the trunk. You’re doing great!