If they keep landing on Zug Island, for sure. 

I thought that was the “EV that’s just a midsize hatchback nobody wants”.  

No flareside “SPLASH” bed with pastel graphics?

Torch going through Changlis like Chargers on the Dukes of Hazzard. 

I like to think there’s a “START” chain hanging from the headliner, like a ceiling fan. 

I’ll be out back doing curls with Fix-a-Flat.

“Rollover? Multiple vehicles? Doesn’t matter: they’re all going to be marked ‘COVID-19' on their death certificate.”

“NOT ON THE RUG NOT ON THE RUG NOT ON THE RUG he puked on the rug again.”

Besides time, the biggest issue with any large scale project is probably money. With all of your different vehicles, have you ever considered doing a “GoFundMe Jeep”? Pick a project (existing or otherwise), start a GoFundMe (it’s not begging or charity: it’s a social project), and see what you can with the proceeds?…

Little known fact: “Acura” is Japanese for “Angular Buick”.

I read it as “the one person who set the tone for an entire organization is suddenly gone, and nobody knows what’d going to happen next” exciting. Maybe it’s just because I’m a Lions fan who’s used to pretty regular turnover at the head coaching position, but it’s just an “Oooh! What sweet Hell is next?” attitude.

I know a few small business owners who’ve used COVID as an excuse to clean house. It’s hard to trim the roster when it’s business as usual, but if nothing’s going on, the workers are on unemployment, and we’re not sure what the future of the business looks like? Sorry: your position was eliminated.

I’m curious how this mystery country felt about the pre-dance sexual assault scene in the first movie. 

“Oh, I’m sorry... you sounded *taller* on the radio.”

What vehicle are four big, mouth-breathing blue collar guys supposed to ride in? Is an Impala supposed to replace a long-bed truck?

I always loved the “high end” 6000 STEs, where Pontiac’s designers saw that extra square foot of space in the middle of the steering wheel and said, “Yeah, we’ve got room for more buttons”. 

You have to admit: it’s a pretty bold move to look at a Plymouth Volare and say, “Hey, we need more of THAT look in our lineup!”

Yeah, I was always fine with the looks of their interiors (they weren’t pretty, but they were laid out just fine). I could never understand how they’d use a material that would gradually wear off the more it was touched. They’re buttons: they should be the most durable, touch-friendly thing in the vehicle. 

I had a 2005 with a 6-speed and a soft top. Loved it! Turned it in for a four-door hardtop automatic when they came out and absolutely hated it. Slow, boring, nothing engaging about it. I let my wife take it when her lease was up so I could drive something different.

It’s Czech for “Jello Picnic”, a European precursor to Cars & Coffee.