“That’s gotta be mist... no, there it is again. Maybe they mea... nope, there’s another ‘jounce’. Huh.”

I assume they’re focusing on the Ram TRX (or whatever the official name is) for now, and can shift focus to a Hellram or whatever later. 

Yeah, I don’t get it. You sat me at a table without enough settings. There are extras five feet away. I’m an adult: I will solve this problem.

It’s a solid blend of weird and cheap. NP

You’re the Daniel Day Lewis of staged blog header photos.

One question: would Dwight Schrute approve? 

One question: would Dwight Schrute approve? 

This! This is what I wanted.

Full size truck? What you should do is get a minivan (because that’s what you *really* need) and just rent a truck the few times a year you really need to haul or tow something. Trust me: I know you needs, lifestyle, and budget better than you do. /s

“Amateurs.”

gross

You mean my financial guy? But he’s my financial guy.

I was just over in Raph’s post trying to figure out how to afford and ship a $1,500 minivan from Colorado to Michigan, so I can totally relate to the sultan’s situation. Extemely normal stuff.

If this was in Metro Detroit, you and I would be in a bidding war on this guy’s lawn as we speak.

Oh, 2019 America.

I love seeing new “Lancias”, or rebadged Chryslers.

WHERE IS THE LINK TO THE MANUAL MINIVAN FOR SALE???

If you got your hands on one of the limited-production Hellephant crate motors you could make yourself a one-of-a-kind Hellephart.

“I fired Rudolph because he was TOO SOFT! Meet my new lead reindeer, Harley D!”

You mean ball bearings? It’s all ball bearings nowadays.