My next vehicle will be another Ram with a few more options to make me happy. It rides nice, has plenty of cargo room, and an interior big enough to easily seat 5 adults. Gas mileage is less than ideal, but it’s a trade-off for the practicality in every other department. 

And all new Kevin James movies shall now be “Blartups”.

I had to scroll up to confirm this article wasn’t written by Mitch Albom.

“In MY day we just sent a fax.”

The lack of Yankees coverage by sports media has always been an issue. When will they get the respect they deserve? 

“We’re looking for top dollar here... come on, check out this video I took on my iPhone 4S...”

That raccoon has good... taste.

On that boat? Sonar.

Interesting. Which Bad News Bears? Matthau or Thornton? Neither is exactly PC and you’d obviously lean towards the original, but I wouldn’t think Tanner’s player descriptions would fly with MLB.

But still weekly games. I want the “season” to last 3+ years.

“Coking hazzard”?

“What do you know about ‘the blues’?”

I’ll never understand how two people choose to eat a meal as close as possible to each other, and also not be able to make eye contact. There’s something odd going on there.

A truly un-Fortunato series of events.

Still not sure why Arby’s went with H. Jon Benjamin over her. 

That’s messed up.

I love getting an eye-roll when I tell somebody I’m “doing well”. What?! I’m sorry if proper grammar is seen as snobbery.

1. NP or CP

Do not taunt “Track Employees Check Work Phone Online Spy Free”

I think this would be as big a deal as they make it. They’re totally revamping probably the best-known car brand (in the #brand sense) in America (maybe 1B to the Mustang, but whatever): put it out there for everybody to see. “This cool thing we did: it’s the new Corvette and it’s awesome and ‘MURICAN and you should…