True. There’s also no way any hot sauce or cheese got on him: that stuff is foundry-level hot.

“Pizza man gets paid”

“He feels he was loyal to the Lions for years and got a pretty bad return on his investment? And now thinks they should give a little back and show some contrition if they want him to support their clown show?

I’d rate it at “fracas”, or possibly even “tiff”. *Maybe* a brouhaha, but certainly not a melee.

+$20 Kohl’s Cash for a MainStreet reference

Who are you? Don Kohl? 

Needs more “whilst”. 

Cottage cheese is great on its own, or with some fruit mixed in.

It’s bad when you have to wonder if LaVar Ball being more involved would have helped the situation. 

The best part:

Good thing you had Chris Benoit to fall back on. 

Don’t bury the lede here: he put 60k miles on a lease? Was it a five year lease?

Pictured: Jizyah Shorts

It’s gotta be pronounced “Syle”, but also, it can’t be.

Marchman made it 5+ years after his awful cereal take.

Gotta watch out for those dangerous side-saddle battery packs. 

Redundant

Waynament: they have a scale that goes from 20-80? Why not 0-60? or 0-100, like normal scales? I don’t get why they would start at 20.

All in, we’re gonna win

Also: cream kale, which sounds pretty... well pretty awful, actually.