All racism aside: that camo DOES work. At a glance that kid in front looks like he’s just a head on the table.

Yeah yeah... three Rocks... I get it.

+1 Roc (Live!)

I find it odd that a group has claimed this term as their own.

“It’s a jelly.”

*golf clap*

I don’t totally mind the ads because, sure, they gotta pay for stuff somehow.

“Hold on... lemme try that again, only worse.”

All I can think of is “It’s not Ryan, it’s RYNE”. 

Those Pistons teams could have easily (probably not so easily, but still) won four in a row from 1987-1990. 

So they’re here now? Because we’re all turning on each other. 

Net Worth is also the Made-for-CBC movie about Lindsay’s union actions (so I assume it was based on the book), and as I remember it’s not half-bad. Plus I see it’s available on Amazon Prime, so I know what I’LL be watching this weekend.

“whats MENDONTZA gonna advise? that they start using a big yellow SOFTBALL instead of a real baseball lol”

Dodge Sold Three (3) Darts Has Best Sales Month Ever in the U.S. Last Month

I once had a boss who always brought up how his Associate’s Degree was in Psychology.

My dad had white with brown vinyl interior, no windows. I learned to drive in it, and am an expert at backing up using only the sideview mirrors. 

He forgot his pen. 

*ahem*

“Put up for adoption” was probably the first hurdle in meeting them...