Better brakes.

I can tell the difference between makes of cars, but each company’s models all look the same now. You can’t tell a Regal from a Lacrosse, Continental from an MKX (if that’s what it’s still called), or a Cruze from a Malibu. You’re basically picking what size of a vehicle you want from a company. “I have two kids, no…

“He’s catching up! I better upshift to accelerate because that’s how it works and for some reason I wasn’t already going as fast as I could!”

No, we only got one sunroof package.

We had a Commander with the Command View sunroof package; basically this on Jeep, but 12 years ago.

Well now it should be easier to spot and avoid low-flying pelicans.

“And I look forward to playing near our president, who likes to get Piston.”

To Baseball Fans Everywhere: NEVER, EVER PICK UP A FOUL BALL AND NOT IMMEDIATELY HAND IT TO A CHILD AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE ARE NO LONGER A RATIONAL COUNTRY THAT WILL WAIT FOR THE FULL STORY BEFORE PASSING JUDGEMENT AND MAKING YOUR…

#science

“You’ll wanna start with the Aires wagon in baby blue, then try to find an AMC Eagle 4x4 with woodgrain panels...”

I was thinking more like 20 used V6 Mustangs.

Lose interleague play.

Ford: “No cars for you! Except the GT, but we have to approve the purchase. You only get trucks and SUVs. But not the cool trucks! Those are for... Thailand. You’re welcome.”

It’s just a huge piece of Velcro that holds the front end together.

I’m not proud.

Low efficiency, though.

Fail Rated

It looks harmless enough. Don’t infringe on his civil Liberty.

*bails

Siemens: they’re nuts!