This is a wildly underappreciated comment.

That’s not how botox works! You’re actually supposed to move your face a lot after injection. #themoreyouknow

That would have been EXCELLENT. Sadly, she’s not that smart.

My trashy best friend from high school (whom I no longer speak with) named her daughter Naveah. I wish nothing but the best for this child, but it makes me chuckle whenever I remember this fact. I’m okay with being this level petty.

The result of our presidential election is really testing my mental health. I’d already been having issues with feelings of despair and hopelessness for the past few months, but last night, I truly felt like I could lose it. I have told my husband and mom and I will be getting help. But it also gives me hope to be…

Really? My husband and I are adopting, but should we ever have a biological child, I’d like to do a gender reveal. There are too few happy surprises in life that I can’t pass up the opportunity to celebrate. However, that’s not to say that most baby reveal parties aren’t steeped in gender norms. I went to one a few…

I saw Conway on CBS news just a little bit ago and she was pretty composed. Her fake lashes on the other hand - they saw the writing on the wall and were trying to exit that mess of a campaign. Seriously Kellygirl, get thee some Duo lash glue.

I don’t work anymore but apologize for being one of those people in a much less important field for about 2 years. Are your co-workers women? If so, I’d give them a break and ignore their asshatety. So many women feel intense pressure to outwork their colleagues just to justify their existence in the workplace. I know…

I’ve been reading Jezebel since 2007 but admittedly only created a burner account in the last year. I can’t really email the editors because I don’t want to share my identity juxtaposed with things I’ve shared on here. What’s a girl in my stitch to do?!

Read Blackout: remembering the things I drank to forget by Sarah Hepola. At the very least it will prepare you to be an extremely empathetic friend. I loved the book but it also made me question my own relationship with alcohol because I use it to masquerade as an extrovert (shocker: I’m very introverted).

Recovering White Trash - I love it!

I gasped as I read that! My mom may be an alcoholic and a hoarder, but she’s voting for Hillary! And she understands boundaries and doesn’t leave me creepy voicemails to boot...

Thank you! Both of their makeup jobs look rough in that pic.

It’s not the most eloquent thing I’ve ever read, but I GET what he’s saying. Maybe this is worse, but I relate to it too!

My half-brother is “Native American” but he and his tribe members prefer to be called “American Indians.” I don’t know the exact reason but some tribes are rejecting the term Native. I think it has to do with the stereotype that “Native Americans” are some sort of fairy-like environmental stewards.

Calling Mariah tacky is like saying rain is wet. You’re not hitting a nerve here, just making a lame-ass observation.

So I think we all heard that Trump tried to reverse his VP decision at the last minute, but it was too late at that point, and he had to plow forward with Pence. Was he trying to go back Christie at that time or someone else?

I’m sure he’s still got some vision, they’re just playing his condition up for sympathy.

Never saw oily legs. Looks like someone squirted sunblock on their legs before rubbing it in. What am I missing?

Exactly. Doesn’t make me self-hating that I want to see someone else’s story!