I learned that word from the advertising section of a Hustler magazine that I stole from my neighbor’s house when I was 13. It was one of the “colors” in a line of realistic looking dildos. True story.

I’m over here shaking my head because not only is this a ridiculous product, but they couldn’t even be bothered to match it to her hair color. Whyyyyy.

Personally I don’t think he’s considerably more attractive than she is. If you take out the fact she’s a celebrity with global name recognition, I’d think they were in the same league.

No harm? I politely disagree. It’s tanked what little was left of his campaign. Sure, some horrible people are doubling down in their support but he lost a ton of endorsements within his own party. And best of all, as a country, we’re TALKING about sexual assault!

Guys, I watched the video and then went on Twitter to just gauge the reaction to this story... and I am very, very afraid for our country and our nation’s women. I’m shaking. The rape culture apologists are all over this one. I’m not one to talk about the implications for “our nation” or “our country,” but here I find…

Are you my sister?!

We all need a Brett in our lives!

This looks exactly like my dog. If I didn’t know better, I’d think my husband did this with our dog.

You know what is also classy? Judging people you’ve never met before on their taste in jewelry and trying to shame them for it! Love me some big, tacky jewelry babe! Go on living your best life.

Maybe we’re talking about diff events. This is the one I was referring to:

Jay Z buys his cubic zirconia earrings from Bergdorf’s. I am personally going to swap out my diamond for a larger fake stone in a few years because I’m tired of paying insurance on it.

Best person award goes to YOU!

Can we stop calling each other assholes and/or accusing people of assholery? We’re all playing for the same team here, friends.

I mean I believe her, lying about this seems to cross the line even for this family, but this is a GOOD-ass point! Where was her 24/7 glam squad, security, one of her sisters?! Kourtney is traveling with her in Paris and I’m pretty sure one of her patented ice queen stares would have caused the burglars’ hearts to…

That was Kendall. *Hangs head in shame for knowing that.*

“Reece” Witherspoon. Feels like someone is stabbing me in the eye.

This is the most beautiful thing ever written. You are doing the lord’s work, Kara Brown.

Sure, there’s never a “right age,” but I think women who speak publicly about this are trying to point out an alternative to the construct that marriage and children is the finish line that all women should race to get to. There are a lot of people who feel societal pressure in that direction. (Anecdotally, myself…

Well, hasn’t always been...

Ooh, I haven’t heard of Emilynoel before, thanks for the rec! I assumed I could trust Tati because we’re going after a similar look and she made a video where she tried like 30 freaking mascaras.