i saw this bear elsewhere which reminded me to check if there was a bear overhair only to become aware it’s the same damn bear

Beartolo Colon! you can tell by the hibernation date

i saw this bear elsewhere which reminded me to check if there was a bear overhair only to become aware it’s the same damn bear

Similarly, modifying one of my new favorite sayings: If I had Trump, Hitler and Bin Laden in a room, and a gun with two bullets, I’d shoot Trump twice.

Nolan Ryan’s last playoff game was in 1986, when he was 39 and facing a 21 year old Dwight Gooden.

Does everyone know the fable of the scorpion and the frog? Essentially, the scorpion asks a frog to carry him across a river. Only he stings the frog midstream, ensuring both of their deaths, because it is the scorpion’s nature to sting. I couldn’t help but think of it while watching these cubs hitters turn Rich…

Nope, as a Hawks fan, I’ll happily take the win. But that was blatantly PI. No questions.

This is beautiful people. This is how our founding fathers wanted our country to work. Nothing better illustrates John Stuart Mill’s concept of a marketplace of ideas than this article.

Dear Bills Fans:

Palin put scope sights on Democrats she wanted done away with, and Gabby Giffords ended up getting shot.

Never thought I’d be rooting for the god damned Niners, and certainly not over anything non-football-related. Thanks, Bills fans. Fuck you.

I assume these are the people who forced the Pledge of Allegiance in schools.

“calling for help probably only made Kobe madder.”

Totally agree.

I’ve lived in Toronto my whole life and lived and died with the Jays since ‘84 (Tigers started 35-5). We’ve been blessed with some of the greatest moments the past couple years.

Wait, maybe they are cheering on fans giving birth. Go go go! Push push push!

“That’s just not what we’re about,” Harbaugh said of the incident. “We’re a family. It’s a family atmosphere. We believe in having kids in the stands. That’s why we have cheerleaders, that’s why we have a band. It’s all about a family environment. That’s why we play the music that we play.”

It means you lost 9-3 to the Rams so sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

Those officials responsible need to be suspended indefinitely. How does this happen?

This whole "answer in the form of a question" thing makes a lot more sense now.