Coulda swore he was listed as like ‘305lbs’ in 1985. Might be one of those ‘fudge the numbers’ kinda deals like President “239 healthy lbs”.

There is a fourth true outcome beyond that which is known to man. It is an outcome as vast as center field and as timeless as extra innings. It is the middle ground between fair and foul, between infield and outfield, and it lies between the pit of man’s yips and the summit of his Baseball IQ. This is the outcome of…

I almost went with “17 seconds of fun”, but knew there was a better joke in their somewhere (TWSS).  Well done

Pitino’s (inset joke here)

Well put. Albeit, a tiny sample, I also think the VAR in the EPL so far has been good. I’m still amazed that the DS staff continue to whine so much about VAR, it’s become so bad that they’re now expecting it to be a panacea of a new (probably bad) handball rule.

First of all, VAR didn’t steal shit, if anything stole anything, the handball rule did. We’re two rounds into the season and holy shit am I already bored of people whining about VAR. I’ve overall been pretty impressed with its implementation. It still has a long way to go, and there’s a ton that needs to be improved…

As opposed to self-pwning someone else? ;)

Smart move offering the lifetime pass by Olive Garden. If you use the pass often, you won’t have a particularly long life.

Get an kickscooter, at some point you feel that you could do it hands free.

In fact, alarm bells were going off if she called the police to anonymously ask questions about her son’s gun ownership—any basic legal questions could have been Googled, but she was worried about her son and it sounds like she was fishing to see if there were any legal way the gun could be confiscated. They said no,…

Top trick, like number one by a mile: buy a big ass longboard, 36" plus. They smooth a lot of weirdness with the roads. Even out your speeds, even out your turns, keep you from the dreaded pebble of death scenario, make for a much more comfortable ride because of the flex. Even top skateboarders will tell you…

I was going to guess 5 Kobes

This is by far the best one. It reminds me of one of those old Prometheus and Bob bits. 

In other Washington news, the White House has made a job offer to Benito Mussolini, hoping to leverage his experience overcoming syphilitic dementia. 

Thomas reportedly views this role as helping Wall manage the mental struggle of staying focused through what can be some pretty dark and despairing days of rehab work and physical therapy and all the rest.

Could be worse—they could’ve hired Isiah Thomas for the GM job.

It depends on what they do (e.g. even the current Supreme Court would almost certainly uphold universal background checks). In any event, though, some speculation about what the Supreme Court may or may not do in no way absolves Congress of their duty to do something to address this issue. It is up to Congress to do…

Here's mine: Do your job, Turtle!

I'm probably not the first to recognize "DC United" as one hell of an oxymoron.

HELL YEAH!