Wizards Technical Director: (Dials phone.) Hey Phil, it's Teddy in DC, long time no talk. We're doing a new feature at the games and need some equipment. Attendance has been rough and so my budget is shot. I was hoping I could borrow a Bandwagon Cam if you have a extra one down there in Miami.

That ball had a wicked knuckle to it. At first view I couldn't understand why the goalie didn't just catch it.

Dwight Howard: [starts backing down small child]

"Ah, that's cute ... NOW, KICK IT BACK OUTSIDE! I'M OPEN!"

"At first I was concerned that I was exploiting him, but then I saw that huge smile and heard him giggle and I knew it was the right thing to do," remarked the child in the John Wall jersey.

Cant he spin in front of a fucking train

Somebody please tell him that the bicep kiss wan't cool the first time he did it, and still isn't cool the following 100 times either.

Dan was also of the stanch belief that taking a knee on the 1 yard line after a botched punt snap and almost assuring a touchdown/field goal would be better than giving up 2 points and having a full field to defend.

It's worth noting here that Blount owes a great deal to Chip Kelly for keeping his career from going up in flames after the Boise incident.

He couldn't advance it by rule.

Looks to me that the Saints called it that way. Watch the running back in the backfield, he waits and then streaks down the sideline facing Colston. I think Colston did what he was told to do, but just horribly botched the throw.

the game would be the first opportunity for a U.S. network television audience to get a glimpse of the Eskimos' sensational quarterback: future Hall of Famer Warren Moon
I guess forgetting the 1978 Rose Bowl happened puts you in the company of every NFL GM 1979-84

I do have to say that part of me agrees with the point that Mushnick is trying to make. Take, for example, when Jim Nantz says "hello friends" to start a broadcast. Nantz and I have never even met, and if you were to look up "friends" on wikipedia, surely the act of meeting would be a vitally important prerequisite…

It astounds me how many people are ignorant about American Prisons. You think they're a joke? That they're "summer camp"? Psh, go do some research (check out Switzerland's prions). The prison system fails in that the majority of people are either Black or Brown, non-violent offenders and, in many cases, are wrongly…

One of my favorites:

Tony Kornheiser once said it was okay for Football HOF voters to not vote for Art Monk because Monk wasn't nice to them.

What you're noticing is America seething with rage whenever Lalas talks.

Alexis is useless....

No, no ,no. Can't fire him yet. I'm hoping 2014 is the year Michael Ballack climbs across the table and kills him with his bare hands. This needs to happen.

But when are they replacing Alexi Lalas???