I agree but in a less inflammatory way.

I was about to say WHOOSH to your comment because this essay was all about the schadenfreude of watching the Lakers and LeBron trip all over themselves and miss the playoffs and kind of an additional alert to get ready for some more fun (for haters of said players.)

But you seem to have cherry-picked a line from the…

To me, the inclusion of Kevin De Leon* disqualifies the rest, who I haven’t heard of. (*Who I voted for, with a sigh.)

Too many to even mention, clearly.

Yeah the problem is that there were really no bold energetic progressives on the ballot running against her. An energetic turnip would beat the living shit out of Feinstein.

I am vegan and I actually get what he’s saying, assuming dogs like cow’s milk a lot. Which, uh, well, clearly I need a lot more professional help than I am getting.

demand the end of a contractual obligation simply because you “don’t feel like it anymore”

Wow I bet you are also 100% color blind too!

Also, if you work out enough, wash the workout clothes in a separate load. Or combine workout clothes with other stuff that is on the grosser end of the spectrum. If you have sweaty, smelly clothes, you don’t want that water mixing with all your regular clothes in the laundry machine. Because then if your washing…

Also, if you work out enough, wash the workout clothes in a separate load. Or combine workout clothes with other…

For me something like this happens on my phone. While the front page is loading, I click an article, but rather than taking me there, it sneaks an ad into the spot I clicked and takes me there instead, automatically faking my interest in some godawful brand like Bespoke Post.

I’m dead. (I figure this has got to be an old one since it would seem to be such low-hanging fruit. But still. I’m dead.)

Yeah, I reset my right ring finger when I dislocated it playing goalie. (Well, it was with a volleyball, and during the save attempt, I blocked it with my foot, right into my own finger.) But that was the second time that finger was dislocated, so the tendons were loose enough to do that.

Another great way to use less plastic is to save your glass jars and other containers and use them to buy bulk foods instead of packaged foods.

You need to take some time to a) be quiet and b) listen. Try it out amigo!

Get back to me when white people have suffered hundreds of years of oppression for their skin color.

Phew! Good to see it’s chock full of his usual inanities.

Yeah. I got knocked down by a similar play reffing about a month ago. I was standing basically where the ref on this play is and a loose ball suddenly came toward me. A guy ran to save it and I took a step back but it wasn’t enough. He grabbed the ball and with the force of a throw (attempting to save it) shoved it…

Nah, Hurley is pretty much why I hate Duke. I already hated UNC and at the time was dumb enough to think Coach K was actually a good person. But watching the ACC and seeing Hurley couldn’t help but think, ‘yeah, these guys are assholes.’ Your list + Wojo is a fine group, but Hurley’s worse than all of them. 

Did you know what the word glorified means in this context?

Okay, but you are conflating people who say that with the guy with the gun. Just because you probably BET that he would say that, doesn’t make him or those who spout that shit hypocritical. (People do this all the time and it gets my goat.)