But really, how many kinds of toilets are there? You’ve got ass, piss, vomit, and doggie drinking bowl.

Another victory for the armed working class.

I wish we had more sitdown strikes.  Don’t just shut down the means of production.  Occupy them.  

Dystopian events repackaged as feel good stories are really getting old

I’d also like to echo everyone else’s sentiments- you only need to look at her insta to see how aspirational rather than realistic this is :( Maybe saying no to her family and making memories was turning down a third/fourth holiday in 2019

And when he went to practice the next day, a small sign hung in the practice facility that read simply: Zach Brown Banned.

I know exactly how he feels. There was this media company I liked that was bought by sociopathic hedge fund vampires who paid themselves obscene salaries while running the company into the ground.

“You just should not make fun of people for being born that way.”

I’m impressed that Russel Wilson is being this aggressive early since history shows that he’s usually super-late to score.

Not Paul Lukas!

Oh the kids definitely know where it comes from lolol 

Don’t leave out this:

In a battle between Cincinnati and Pittsburgh, the only real winners are the meth dealers.

Accidentally (even through utter negligence) entering someone’s home doesn’t reach the standard of felony illegal entry, which again requires intent/premeditation, so go “ummm” at someone else.

She hasn’t and likely won’t get away with it. What the judge is dong is steering the jury into a manslaughter conviction, making it clear they don’t have to convict or acquit on the DA’s foolhardy murder charge alone.

The Cleveland Browns are in 1st in the AFC North.

Deftones - No Ordinary Love (Sade cover)

While visiting New York awhile back, I ended up talking to this cute girl in line for the bathroom at a bar in Crown Heights. Very briefly, for maybe a minute, but in that time she told me her plan was to move to Hawaii to become a doula. I said “Ah, cool” or something like that. When I came out of the bathroom, I…