If this means never having an Imagine Dragons Halftime Show, it was worth the pain. They’ve already ruined college football. Please don’t let them go pro.

Those powder blues are so tight.

Paying taxes is the democratic way... Charity is self-serving. Eat the rich.

“There’s no need to ‘take a knee’ when you enjoy Sunday’s NFL games. With the new Jay-Z-Boy™ line of recliners from La-Z-Boy® and hip-hop impresario Jay-Z, you can ‘take a stand’ against discomfort in your living room!

Whether they rap, ball or work in business, the only good millionaire is a dead millionaire

“There’s no meaningful distinction between that and what Jay-Z has done with the NFL”

Jay Z has always been about making money for Jay Z, first and foremost. He may do other things occasionally, but at the end of the day, he’ll do what he thinks will make him the most money.
Never forget that Russell Simmons took Jay-Z to Occupy Wall St., only to have Jay Z turn around and make the “Occupy All Streets”…

No, no, no, you have to explain it with a Teen Wolf reference.

You need to explain it to Bill by using a clip from a movie.

O.o

*Marianne Williamson promises to publicly audit all four sports leagues*

[atonal nasal voice] something is happening here but you don’t know what it is

In fairness, Bill Buckley was a second rate Bill Buckley. 

“Hey, you got southern drawl in my determined attitude.”

and Witherfork, Witherstraw and maybe even Witherhands.

I think a “chunkier Reese Witherspoon” is called a Reese’s Witherspoon.

I don’t get the misguided love this person got over some wonderfully timed platitudes. Her mindless vaccine takes and bullshit pseudoscience background are more than enough to dismiss her as a cuckoo for cocoa puffs numpty head who fooled more people than I thought possible.

Sorry, this is a much more accurate comparison:

Oh I wasn’t even paying attention to rankings, to be honest. From that perspective I’d be hard pressed to disagree.