I went an inner city Catholic elementary school that was exceptionally diverse. The nuns at the school would fill out all of these applications for high school scholarships. So I got some scholarship for 100 bucks a month all through high school. The scholarship hosted a week long summer camp between my freshman and…

Yeah, I’m going to have to agree with the “nobody can say it” camp (Edit: as an insult, at the least, to be clear) to another person. This is a workplace, and there are all sorts of rules for workplace behavior that err on the side of caution to make sure a place of work isn’t unduly hostile.

For example, how do we…

MLB - “We’re totally against anything racist, suspensions all around!”

Also MLB - “This week on Sunday Night Baseball: Braves at Indians!”

I’ll shame her and Fat Donny Smallhands and not feel the slightest remorse.

(Rich vs. poor) + (elites vs. everyone else) + (power vs. population) = captial vs. labor

People were worked up about this back then. Obama faced persistent criticism for doing right-wing immigration policies in general, and specifically for having a harsh response to increased family migration from Central America (which is when his administration put kids in cages).

It didn’t get as much play in the…

Good to know centrists have paper thin skins too

This sounds like someone who’s commute was minorly delayed by a protest rally and spent the rest of the day complaining about it without knowing what the protest was about, except they turned that complaining into a book.

“Jay....sucking harder than he’s ever sucked.”

Reminds me of my grandma who used to say “I'm not prejudiced but" before complaining about getting “Jewed” or bemoaning how African Americans aren’t as nice as they used to be.

“500 ml of Kristen Cavallari”?

Atlas Sharted

If you think “not much of substance is heard from either side,” friend, you’re as cloistered and willfully ignorant as Ellis.

The erection you had writing this must have been mastiff. 

Yeah I don't want to overreact, but I feel confident in saying this ump is a bad person. 

Hey guys, what is this website? Deadspin? Huh, weird name. Anyway, I found this article when I told my phone “Hey Siri, show me a blog about history’s greatest monster.”

I get it, man. Waiting on lab results is a harrowing experience. 

This is what happens when you rely on Sale Price pitchers.

This may also explain why Chris Hemsworth went from having very blonde long hair, eyebrows and beard in Thor 1, to darker short hair and facial hair in Ragnarok, and also why Don Cheadle decided to stop looking like Terrence Howard in Iron Man 2.