Wasted opportunity, Jeremy.

“...you’d still be in prison.”

Is that a Lewis Black reference? Ah, fuck it, it’s Friday, here’s a star regardless.

I’ve been spending more time on Jez than I have on Deadspin lately. I just want to STICK TO SPROTS!

+1 wonderfully semi-obscure historical reference.

Bash the fash!

I used to play “pronounce the town” when I was out with girls and needed something to talk about. It’s amazing I have a girlfriend.

Here’s my view of that city that you all love to shit on so much.

Just FYI, the heads of the sixteenth notes in the shield are backwards.

Don’t say that too loud or you’ll end up in a gulag on January 21.

It’s good to know my work around here doesn’t go unnoticed.

That’s a good low-key pun. +1 to you both.

No, you’re all set. He already got his tip.

The chord progression that the canon follows is I-V-vi-iii-IV-I-IV-V, which can be seen as a version of the I-IV-V-vi chord progression that is very popular in pop music today, which is why comedians can do this:

Concept2 is the industry standard in every boathouse in the country. There’s a reason for that. 15+ years of rowing and coaching has taught me that anything that’s not a C2 isn’t worth the money.

Concept2 is the industry standard in every boathouse in the country. There’s a reason for that. 15+ years of rowing…

“Free rein”, not “free reign”. I’m so sick of seeing this typo.

Where are you from that they actually pronounce the “d” in Meffud?

L7