LOL! Well, that’s far more reassuring!

I have not, but I tend to steer clear pompous airbags, regardless of nationality.

http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-med…

Why is hacking up the penis considered to be sacred?

Not really, but when I do go, they’re awesomely cheerful and happy.

I wonder why the people are so freaking awesome from Australia! While I`m sure there`s a nut out there, I have yet to meet a bad one. Is it because the bad ones have been weeded out? How do they so damned cheerful when they live in all the awful flora and fauna?

I`m so sorry to have introduced it to you.

I have no quarrel with any of these words as they are real words. I despise `appy`to descibe an appetizer or `hubby` for husband. Those non-words in place of real words, to me, are like nails on a chalkboard. No.

YES. Cake = GOOD. MOIST CAKE is LIFE. Dry cake is OK too in a pinch.

Even when he eventually washes the poo from his feet, his soul will be forever stained. Fucking dog poo.

It actually did! The part where your heart went out for me—I thought that showed empathy for my situation but I do tend to look for the good in people, usually to my detriment. :) Take the non-denominational blessing anyway and have a fantastic day.

Bless your heart. They’re older now and have blessedly stopped crying. Mostly.

You seem pretty OK. I’ll lobby for you to keep your dick.

I had no chill babies, so I have no idea what the fuck anyone’s talking about. We’ve all been crying for a really long time—punctuated by meals—and then we resume crying. It’s gotten better.

What’s happening here? Is he trying to bat it away? Is she excited to catch it? Is he trying to catch it?

WUT.

Breathing life into us, making us REAL.

I’m petitioning to get out of the grey. I solemnly swear that I’m real Jezzie and have been for four years.

You always add something useful to discussions, whether it’s a number to call or a GIF that summarizes the topic when words cannot. Thank you.

This one made me squee louder!