If your power goes that you would be devastated and it is so, can you be thrilled for me getting a new fabulous job and making a decision that will benefit everyone? Please and thanks.

I’m trying to think of a way to manipulate your power for the greater good. I’ll let you know what I come up with.

I don’t think I’ve ever wanted to hug an internet stranger more. Consider yourself hugged. I’m so sorry for your loss and for having to deal with shitheads.

Florida. They belong in Florida—it’s been calling them home with the crazy.

What will we do with this awesome herd immunity? Oh right, not get polio!

OH GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

Slainte!

Kudos on such a well-written article, and congratulations on overcoming so much to get where you are today. I admire your courage. All the best to you and your growing family!

My phrasing is wrong and I’m sorry. I know that personality disorders are a type of mental illness. I also get where you’re coming from in that we’re propagating a myth that only mentally ill people do terrible things whereas people without them don’t. I’m just in the middle of studying various personality disorders…

I don’t think it’s a mental illness so much as a personality disorder? People with healthy, functioning personalities don’t do this kind of thing.

First the raccoon babies, now the salad-tossing shoes. I like your style, friend.

Was the double-entendre on purpose?

Oh gurl, I feel you.

I’m in love by proxy. You’re a stronger person than me.

Exactly. They honour the craft they are doing and absolutely pay homage to where it comes from. They recognize their whiteness and grew up within black culture but developed their art organically. The rest? Not so much.

Basically, she took all the tropes and stereotypes of each ethnicity and made up her life story based on that? Whoo. It’s not only mind-bendingly dimwitted, but it truly lacks imagination.

THIS. You can like people and appreciate them without appropriating everything about them and saying you are them.

Ah, a sort-of, “I laugh in the face of death because it’s literally everywhere here,” or more of, “I laugh because if I don’t, I’ll cry from terror because this shit is terrifying?”

OK, quokkas are pretty freaking adorable!