Don’t feed the troll.

You just dismissed her feelings again!

A-fucking-men.

I think you and I were separated at birth.

This will be appropriated, appropriately, by me.

Baby voices that are not on a baby need.to.go.

Welcome. :)

This makes me immeasurably sad for you.

That’s heartbreaking. Hugs.

WOW. What is wrong with him?!

That is dastardly!

I can’t bring myself to watch it. I can’t.

As a matter of fact, we’ll have to remove the Nazi uniform before licking because fascism is distinctly unsexy.

Although to be fair, I would have removed any uniform just to get him nekkid.

I don’t want to be correcting your punctuation, so here are the rules for using semicolons:

I want to lick him. Is that wrong?

I LOVE THIS.

Right next to Beyonce the rooster:

Yes, YES! FINALLY, SOMEONE KNOWS WHAT I REALLY, REALLY WANT!

What kind of headache are we talking about here?! Jeebus!