Well, no mascara today either.

You and your brother are an inspiration.

D, followed by A, because I’ve been desensitized by gratuitous movie violence.

There’d be take-off from my ass with any sized kilt.

You have started something terrible! It’s a downward spiral of human misery!

Tell your brother that his love for those dogs made me cry.

I don’t know why but this tipped me over the edge for giggles.

Were you dunking the tampons in the beer? Were they for class? I don’t understand.

This picture was taken when her dad was pardoning a turkey before Thanksgiving dinner, if memory serves correctly. And he wants to teach her to milk a cow? Whatcha think her expression will be like for that?

Those poor kiddos! They’re so traumatized! I just want to hug them and give them all the ice cream and puppies.

A-fucking-men!

TBH, severance tacos were more than I received from my lay-off. Working notice is bullshit.

Yeah, can we have less sideshow acts a la Honey Boo Boo and the Duggars, please? We’re two for two for weird-ass families on TLC reveals damage to kids, and to be entirely honest, my heart breaks for the kids.

Indeed. Seconded.

Ungrey me too, please! I have been through four burners in four years I promise not to be an idiot! I promise clever and witty comments when drunk!

This one seems like an MRA troll.

Right with you. That kid’s a hero, and this world is in desperate need of heroes.

WTF? What’s the reasoning behind that?

Wouldn’t the tug of self-preservation and the will to survive chime in? I think I’d hear that over everything.

I’m not sure it would have satisfied the public. I personally would rather not kill anyone and have them live with the consequences of their actions for the rest of their natural live, but I’m not sure that would satisfy the basic level of justice that some are seeking.

Was there any alternative? Although it makes me wonder why they went through so much effort to save his life only to make him go to trial and have it taken away.