Preach MOMJEANS! And pass the bong.

As if you needed to ask!

I think I would have gotten married just for that library! Nice!

That looks too much like Toothless.

I melted!

Give me hummingbirds. They’re cute, right?

I like your style! I probably would have flipped a table and perhaps set a small fire as well, but you know, to each her own...

PANTS! On Charlie Hunnam?! That is a travesty! WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE AUDIENCE?!

THIS GIF IS EVERYTHING

Right? “Do you not remember how this ended once already?!”

<3 for you.

This. The power of what you tell yourself is amazing. You can convince yourself of heavy shit.

I think Chyna should take custody of Kylie, too.

I’m with Yoga Nerd MD. I’m so sorry to have flamed you so heartily.

I think that’s a fair point. It’s attractive to a very small segment of the population.

You don’t think rich, overweight men score easier than poor, overweight men? There’s the tired sugar daddy trope, and if he can provide, he is forgiven perhaps some physical limitations with a larger bank account. The same standards don’t apply equally to the sexes.

Sorry, what did you say?
Exhibit A:

But...BUT! If you have a hefty bank account, society forgives you! You become much sexier if you’re cash-heavy as well. Women don’t get that. We’re supposed to use that cash for plastic surgery and a nutritionist.

Sexxx ninja! That’s hot.

This. Is. Amazing.