This was a terrible book. Can I be your friend?

Yes, what is up with that? Worst acne of my life started at 30!

It’s possible to do this.

I love him. I really, really love him.

I’m pretty sure they’ll go with the name Half Foods.

I second the motion, fuck George Zimmerman.

I’m so sorry to hear this. It’s a heavy burden to carry. My mom is the same as yours. I’m older than you, and she hasn’t changed at all. In fact, she’s worse than ever.

Rust Cohle was perfection.

Holy jeebus! WTF?!

I would also like to come to your house and tell you why my mother is crazy and fucked me up nine ways to Sunday.

“You’re going to regret when she dies.”

*sigh*

Narcissistic personality disorder? That’s what mine has!

No, because she had no ponytail at the fight and there was still the same weird quality. We now know that underwear wasn’t an issue, either.

This title made my life.

I think Beyonce has had new work on her face. Something looks different. The photos from the fight looked weird, but these ones confirmed it.

There’s a dude who’s grinning like a mofo at the top of the stairs. Heart of gold, that one.

She does look amazing. I can’t help but think and obsess about bathroom logistics of pantsuit and cape or maybe megarich stars have a system...

Also, how far have we come from gladiators and fucking coliseums? THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS.

THIS. YES.

If I were not married and straight, I would marry you right now for being so awesome! I like the cut of your jib!

This made laugh.