That’s why I had my second, as well. Not a single regret! But it was a super-practical decision.

I love this GIF more than cake, and I fucking love cake!

Check the comment history of this LittleBite. Anti-birth control, anti-gay...I couldn't read anymore.

I will gladly be part of your new world order. The bigots have ruined this one.

Bloody fucking hell! That’s no Lucy!

LOL!

WUT.

H1N1 sympathy star for you, too. It sucked hard.

Jebus, H1N1 sucked. Sympathy star from me, as well.

Fucking family.

Sorry...”CORRE,HIJITA, CORRE” and then then dick a-swingin’ levelled me. For a first post, it’s a gooder!

FUCK ROOSTER. LOL

I totally enjoyed the dong. It’s not my birthday, but it sure felt like it!

Your baby is freaking ADORABLE!

That sounds like an intro to the best joke ever.

Did someone tell you that that's what we wanted? Shit! Nope, I can buy my own. What we want from our partners is mutual respect, trust, and understanding. I think you'll find you might be more successful with relationships if you move beyond this antiquated way of thinking, friend.

Pun on, my friend. You have an appreciative audience in me.

Swell. I see what you did there. And I like it.

Fucking fuckity fucking fuck!

Thing was, he had me cornered, and I was the runt of the class. He kept pestering, and pestering, and pestering, so I wound up and nailed him. He crumpled up and collapsed on the ground. I didn't bother reporting it but he left me alone after that. Worth it, don't regret it. :)