YES for nailing bully-tormentor in the balls! That's what I did in the 6th grade and the fucker sure got quiet after that!

Yes, but it's weird that all these years later, we can recall them with perfect clarity. Yet I can't recall what I ate for breakfast yesterday.

We are kindred spirits.

I absolutely ADORE that you went metric!

People are dicks and melodramatic. I'm really sorry.

Sweet mother of gods...the coffee with soft wisps of steam rising while the blue smoke curls, and I blow the first lungful out...I quit years ago...but this...

Well...yes, you would have to be, wouldn't you? LOL!

I laughed wayyyyy too hard at this!

The cleverness is adorable! It's a cock ring! I LOVE IT!

To the newlyweds:

So we can actually eat tuna flambe with no chance of mosquitos? I'm down with this.

Yay! I'm already cranky, why not be a lesbian? I'm sure my husband will be OK with it.

Right? Can we get him to rally for vaxxers?

I came to say the same thing! Salud!

That was an incredible read. Thanks for sharing that link!

1) I admire the fact that you admit that you would eat these,

WTF?!

Oooooooooooh:

Holy shit! How is that pig blue?!

Agreed! Brouhaha in particular is tremendously entertaining.