i just fell in love with you really hard

Anna, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

THE HELL I'M NOT

Well, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Oh. Now I get it.

And there is no way on earth that this movie isn't going to suck. Even if it only sticks to the source material about 5% of the time, the amount of suck in that book is enough to bring the whole thing down. It's a suck black hole.

Wasn't it Agatha Christie who said "Every murderer is someone's old friend?"

Yeah there's the "kid got busted drinking in the park with his friends" and then there's "kid rapes a girl and takes a photo" ... not QUITE the same thing.

Can we drop the "good kid/person who made some mistakes" narrative as a defense? The only thing that sentence means is "yes [he/she] is a [rapist/murderer/pedophile/violent bigot], but I [the speaker] still love [him/her]." Honestly, I couldn't care less that you still love your rapist son or violent bigot husband. …

Hopefully those two crazy gals never get a hold of some reefer! That stuff will really cook your goose!

They want you to be klassy like them Real Housewife lay-dees.

I agree; French tips have been mainstream tacky for at least like five years, no? Says a lot about those girls (yes I'm totally hate-judging - it's Friday and I'm fuckin teething)

The fact that these girls don't know that French manicures are now thought tacky makes me question the whole Panhellenic system.

The thing that made my blood boil was the eyeglass part. YOU CAN PULL MY EYEGLASSES FROM MY COLD, DEAD FACE YOU REGINA GEORGE CLONE!

I love Sorority girls' penchant for fancy-ing up even the most mundane of details. "GOD BECKY THIS DRESS ISN'T PURPLE YOU DUMB BITCH IT'S CLEARLY AUBERGINE."

Anyone else feel like you need a nap? Or suddenly like dyeing your hair, nails and pubes a brilliant emerald green?

I don't think anything will ever top the cunt punt letter.

My dog has a super fluffy ass (you can barely see her butthole), with short fur on her lower legs, so when she's walking in front of me she always looks like she's wearing little fluffy pantaloons. It's freaking adorable.

Kristen Stewart's white, and everyone says she never showers. Your move, Naya.

Of course not, I shower like this: